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Virginia Slim

About Me



WARNING: Virginia Slim is not, I repeat, NOT NeuroCam. Nor is animatronic matt. This has been a public health announcement.

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My Blog

The Power of Advertising

Thanks to MySpace tailoring their advertisements to its users, and the "Dentist recommended!" line on my About Me section, all of the MySpace advertisements I see are for dentists, oral surgery, and f...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:59:00 GMT

MTA Mysteries Solved!

Does anyone remember my blog of a couple of months ago (February 28, 2007) regarding the strange manifesto I found on the bus? The one about short wave radio transmitters being implanted in people's ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:48:00 GMT

More reasons why my life is bizarre.

Friday evening I get home around 11, having been picked up from work by some folks from Philadelphia who came down to see me. Now, three of these four people I've never met before. Anyhow, we get in...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:49:00 GMT

Oh, Baltimore MTA, you will never cease to amuse me...

Just when I start really getting sick of riding the bus, something happens to remind me why it really is the best way to travel. Last night that "something" came in the form of a hand-written manifes...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:55:00 GMT

Ode To A Lost Pair Of Boots And Two Six-Packs Of Beer

Okay, Payless Shoes is trying to fuck with my head. They definitely changed all the shoe sizes between now and a year ago. I'm not making this shit up.My shoes fell apart at work today. Or, I shoul...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:52:00 GMT

Ugh.

Fuck living life day to day, I live life hangover to hangover. One of these days my body is just going to go on strike - I work it WAY too hard.So here is a sad story. My room mate is moving out, an...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:16:00 GMT

I QUIT!

Okay, anyone who knows me knows how hard this is for me to say.I am quitting smoking. Despite the part of me that screams inside when I say this, fuck it. It's time. I've been a regular smoker for ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:55:00 GMT