IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHY YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING THE BEST REPLY IS TO ASK THEM WHY THEY ARENT DOING IT
e.g. Why are you licking that cow? Just say Why arent you licking that cow?
"DAVE" "we can make it to the lampost" and "its ok shes wearing tights" possibly the best drunken quotes ever
Hello there *waves enthusiastically*
Im jenn and I AM 18 and originate from a hovel by the name of Wickhampton (its a hamlet)near Norwich in the fantstical place of NORFOLK, i live next to the marsh and its all green and pretty.
At the moment i am nottingham trent uni....a bit of a change really. Oh im taking mathematics!!! Yes i am very smart and will one day be earning big bucks!!!! That or as model.....well one can always dream, lol.
I am here with the loverly midge, i am so glad she is here, my fellow notts girl! Bless her and shaun, just so cute together!
Lee evans RULES...(i know the words to most his dvds a bit sad i know but i just cant help myself) followed by jimmy carr and jack dee
I currently have blonde hair..., its been everything part from black, green and blue!
I love playing pool and going to the pub.....me and zara are highly skilled when playing pool....25 minute game???
I laugh at simple things, including a blue bit on a battery, i maintain that its a good thing as it means im always happy :)
I should actually come with a warning sign, no kidding here!
I will stick by my mates whatever, what ever they have done, i will be there if you ever ask for help
I know how to have a laugh, unfortunantly my drinking is part of what makes me a legend...oh and the legend of a houseparty!
I love to dance and listen to my music, i could do it all day
I am sorting my life out right as we speak and i have a pineapple to go with it and julian. I have to say he is one of the best things to have happend to me, talk about a learning curve! Bye bye *again waves enthusiastically*
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Here are the states of Jenn:
1. violent/angry
2. horny
3. confused
4. innocent
5. depressed
6. irrational/paraniod
7. Jennish/HAPPY
8. Drunk - please note that many of the above stages may be caused by this!! Sayings:
.wait .oh my god .but i dont wanna
.hence .good times .well .im safe
.go me .thats poking .what .oh yar
.confused much? .yyyyeah .skills
Timon and Puba doing the hula
Luau!
If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treatCome on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line
{Parenthetical parts are Pumbaa singing; the apple is at his feet.}Aaaare you achin'
(Yup, yup, yup)
Foooor some bacon?
(Yup, yup, yup)
Heeee's a big pig
(Yup, yup)
You could be a big pig too.Oy!
Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)
Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.
Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.
How Rare Is Your Personality?
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