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Senor Sass

Barbara please...

About Me

Okay....so. About me.There's not much to say. I'm damaged soul with baggage enough to fill the cargo hold of a smallish airplane. I dont know if makes sense to you, but what ever you'll get it. Okay, so here's the thing. I'm strange.
I've pretty much reconciled myself to the fact that to be friends with me you have to at least me as or more stange than i am. I love star trek, am facinated by internet porn, work for a theatre (which makes a crazy person by default), have a rediculously messy desk, go to Montana to hike every year (for about 5 days at least), cant really stand the Public (with a capital P), hate tourists, love puppies ...actually i love pictures of puppies(cutewithchris.com)the real things shit and run all over the place and well...I keep redbull, starbucks and diet coke in business (well maybe i think too highly of myself on that one)....oh...and I think too highly of myself!
I try not to concern myself with the bullshit of everyday life...rather I try to find extraordinary bullshit that's used to punctuate everyday life and fill MY life with those moments everyday. I try to steer clear of those that let the ordinary consume their days, unless of course i'd like to stand out... cuz I'm an ego driven, ambitious, loud, rude, slightly vain attention whore. And a mild mannered reporter by day.
Now i dont even know if that made sense to me or was even all true...but i like it anyways.
I drink too much, cuss too much, work too much and listen to alot of music.
whatever, read my blogs. I'm tired.

My Interests

Football, Basketball, Theatre, XboX, Theatre, beat'n my d**k and save'n da world one faggie at a time!

I'd like to meet:

People.... I mean why not... Oh wait ...i dont like people.
But its a new year...lets try something new...could be fun

Movies:

WAY TOO MANY...but here are a few
Erin Brockovich
Requiem for a Dream - THEY ROBBED that movie with the NC-17 Rating!
Saved!
Day After Tomorrow & Twister (It's theme night!)
Love Actually (ahhhhhhhhhhh!)
Jurassic Park ( i still cant watch some scenes!)
Lillies ( you prolly never saw it )
TRON!!
Star Wars IV,V and VI
Two Weeks Notice & How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (Theme night again)
Beautiful Mind
Forest Gump
THE WIZ!!! (STOP HATE'N and ease on down the road...LOL)
Breakfast at Tiffany's (moon river......la la la la la)
A STAR IS BORN (Totally gay...i know right?!)
Mommie Dearest (Totally gay ...again!)
Swordfish
The Insider (LOVE RUSSELL and PACINO together!)
Alan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (Super Cheesy!)
Big Trouble in Little China
Maybe i should stop...i could list FOR EVER! lol....WAIT WAIT Wait....
"The Neverending Story"!!!!!!!!
SAY MY NAME!!!!!!!!

Television:

Basically anything NOT "FRIENDS"!
But fo real.... Girlfriends, Half and Half, CSI&CSI Miami (am i the only one that hates NY?)
DA news (gotta get da low down on the latest shooting in da neighborhood...oh and the weather)

Books:

Guns Germs and Steel, What If, Runaway Jury, Child of God, Nia's Domain, -all the E.Lynn Harris novels, Red Sand

Heroes:

Best Porn - Michael Lucas
Best Non-Fiction Writter - Augesten Burroughs ( Dry, Magical Thinking, Running with Sissors
Best Social Commentary Writter (next to me)-Chuck Klosterman ( Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs)
Founding Artistic Director - Joy Zinoman - The Studio Theatre
Zora Neal Hurston
TakeOver Artisitic Director - Molly Smith - Arena Stage
The Duke!
Playwright - Neil LaBute ( Fat Pig, Some Girl(s), The Shape of Things, In the Company of Men)
Playwright - Tom Stoppard ( Indian Ink, Invention of Love, Rock n' Roll, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead)
Playwright, Poet, Visionary - Langston Hughes
Actor Tonya Pinkins (Jellys Last Jam, Caroline or Change, Above the Rim)
Playwright - Tony Kushner ( Angels In America, Caroline or Change)
Composer, Artist, Songstress - Joni Mitchell ( Both Sides Now, Blue, Travelouge)
Actors Equity Association
Musical - Caroline, or Change(Made life worth living for 8 months)

My Blog

Thats right bitches

You know it!12/25/08 - Be there! ...
Posted by Senor Sass on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:54:00 PST

Fixing The Fix - Series - 1

Fixing the Fix - Series - 1   Sunday - Day 1   Solomon, a generally cool sorta guy, sits on his very white couch on a unseasonably warm, sunny, October day. The low sound of the street...
Posted by Senor Sass on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:38:00 PST

Purple: Sally, Soly and the Batman Theme Song

It's hard to actually quantify one's existence. To say how or why we are who we are and why or even how we got to this place. Maybe that's why I right these things, the further explore my past to ful...
Posted by Senor Sass on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:22:00 PST

Open Memories

For the longest time the smell of things have been pin points of my memory. What does that mean? Well that means, for some reason a scent can make me mad, sad or happy. People do not fully appreciate...
Posted by Senor Sass on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST

Lying Is the Most Fun a boy Can Have Without Taking His Clothes Off

I remember my first lie. This is in fact the first memory I have. This fact is a little distressing considering it is, and will forever be, the thesis upon which my life is built. "Try (to get away wi...
Posted by Senor Sass on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

Copy, Print. Ship and kiss my ass!

I loath Kinkos Or should i say FedExKinkos. Now i really don't know why, but i do(know). There is a kinkos on 14th street in between the metro and my job and i either have to walk by it or the bus goe...
Posted by Senor Sass on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:27:00 PST

Why can't I just masturbate and shut up?

this guy hit me up and said I gotta give you props 4 being u. To which, i responded with a fever I've not seen my self write with in months. My reponce: Well...how do you(or I) know whether who i am...
Posted by Senor Sass on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST

Consumed

I hate having nothing to right about! It really drives me up a fukk'n wall - or to quote my favorite TV dad - "that really grinds my gears". I am consumed by the fact I have nothing to say! I have no...
Posted by Senor Sass on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:29:00 PST

NOT as seen on TV


Posted by Senor Sass on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 12:17:00 PST

Slip under the window to steal the moon

When the water turns black I'll still drink itfor my heart beats not for this world.My life is not what flowers say it to beit is as blue as the sun and rancid as the stye. I  live for ...
Posted by Senor Sass on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:03:00 PST