The real horrors of Mother Nature! |
We are all familiar with the images the Weather Channel broadcasts to rid us of the horrible evil of tourism (also known as our primary source of income.)Images like these instill the viewers with tha...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:18:00 GMT |
Naked Pool Party this Sunday! |
Remember last summer when we all celebrated Sunday Funday at the SoMoHo? This Sunday we're bringing it back! Memorial weekend party this Sunday at the Southernmost House! $1 hot dogs!$2 burgers!naked ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:24:00 GMT |
The glorious battle of SoBe |
I, Darryl Quixote de La Mancha, have battled the windmill named "Icky" and have returned triumphant! The spoils of victory are ours to share my friends (ok, maybe the Theraflu has made me a little del...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:56:00 GMT |
WMC - Day ??? |
You may be wondering why there was never a day 2 or 3 update. The simple answer is days have no meaning in South Beach. The sun rising or setting are just odd occurrences that happen throughout the ti...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:42:00 GMT |
WMC - Day 1 |
Om party - What can I say? WOW! I mean wow in a "holy fuck’n shit wow" sort of way. Not like a "wow, you haven’t had your period in how long?" After only 4 hours sleep the nig...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:27:00 GMT |
Yea that’s about right |
Sometimes song lyrics just kinda sum it all up...All your stupid idealsYou’ve got your head in the cloudsYou should see how it feelsWith your feet on the ground Here I stand the accusedWi...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:00:00 GMT |
Beware the Tides of March |
...or something like that.Got all excited to discover my new favorite obsession the Onion has a personals section. Could it be possible to find an intelligent woman with the same twisted sense of humo...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:58:00 GMT |
Election terms demystified |
Since I believe firmly that plagiarism is always the best policy, I thought I’d share with you something that made me wet my underoos this morning. My rediscovered love of the Onion has re...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:45:00 GMT |
More Onion funniness |
...just because I can’t get enough Onion...
Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:21:00 GMT |
Lunar Eclipse Party |
It's that time of year where we begin to feel a bit of cabin fever. We're tired of being cooped up in the house, and there's a part of us that's just longing for a bit of warmth and companionship. To...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:27:00 GMT |
