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Just Plain Fukken Great!!

chagford_dan

About Me

my names Dan, alright to those who know me and greetins to those i don't. Just lost my job and now i'm savouring the unemployed life for now. Cheers and gone.........For now I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
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My Interests

My main interest is my music. I listen to music all of the time (right now) and i try to play my guitar as much as possible.
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid!

I'd like to meet:

Banksy - The Bear and the Bee, Notting Hill"Once upon a time there was a bear and a bee who lived in a wood and were the best of friends. All summer long the bee collected nectar from morning to night while the bear lay on his back basking in the long grass.When Winter came the Bear realised he had nothing to eat and thought to himself 'I hope that busy little Bee will share some of his honey with me'. But the Bee was nowhere to be found - he had died of a stress induced coronary disease".
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: King Dan
Birthday: The Same day every year 9th november
Birthplace: A hospital in Oxfordshire somewhere
Current Location: On my arse in front of my P.C
Eye Color: White on the outside (pink at the moment), brown and black in the middle
Hair Color: Brown, Blonde, who cares it's hair
Height: 182 cm to be exact
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ampidextrous, is that how you spell it?
Your Heritage: What heritage?
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Osiris Louis Barlettas that make my socks wet
Your Weakness: Waking up
Your Fears: Waking up in bed next to some big fat hairy woman/man
Your Perfect Pizza: One that consists of food
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'll get back to you on that
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Shitcunt
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the fuck is that alarm clock, Fuck it i'm going back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: Me in general
Your Bedtime: 3 Days ago
Your Most Missed Memory: If i could remember where i left it, i would let you know
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wimpy Burgers
Single or Group Dates: Mass orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: PG Tips
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: PG Tips
Do you Smoke: Too much
Do you Swear: Yes i Fucking do you FUCKING SHITCUNT!!!!!!
Do you Sing: yes, badly
Do you Shower Daily: Hygiene is of the highest standard thanks
Have you Been in Love: With my hand
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt
Do you want to get Married: What? to my hand?
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, my mother told me so.
Do you get Motion Sickness: after a few, yes
Do you think you are Attractive: after a few, yes
Are you a Health Freak: after a few, no
Do you get along with your Parents: When they want to talk to me
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, especially when you get hit by lightning
Do you play an Instrument: yes, badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Drinking now
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoking now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Smoking now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't date. I'm a one night man
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: we don't have malls, we have shopping centres
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Look we're not in the obese yankiland here, SHiTcunts
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'm not in Japan ever
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, while i was doing a drunk version of the Kinks LOLA
In the past month have you been Dumped: I told you, one night man
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: When i get in the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does borrowed and not given back count?
Ever been Drunk: I am now
Ever been called a Tease: I call the tease
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, and it fucking hurt
Ever Shoplifted: Shops are just too big nowadays to lift
How do you want to Die: Like Keef Richards. gotta be interesting when he dies
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll never grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Have a guess....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not fussy
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or brunette, or red, or black, or purple i don't know
Short or Long Hair: as long as they can't tuck it in the back of their kecks.....
Height: not too tall, i can't stand being seen carrying the yellow pages around again
Weight: Between 8 and 10 stone
Best Clothing Style: Not too slutty, but a bit is good
Number of Drugs I have taken: What? Tonight?
Number of CDs I own: 250 Albums, 175 singles
Number of Piercings: none now, fucking septicimia
Number of Tattoos: 2, looking at more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1'000'000'000 to name just a few

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Music:

Lets just get one thing clear first. British music is so much higher in the rankings against any other country. We also had the best promoter ever. The Legendry John Peel.I own so much music it's unreal. I just recently lost 200 albums and 600 singles off of my computer because it decided to die on me. Most of it was Demos and upcoming bands. I still have nearly 500 CD's and 250 vinyl albums and singles in my room ranging from ABBA to Ziggy Stardust.Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, The Verve, Coldplay, Ocean Colour Scene, Speed Circus, Style Council, The Automatic, The Who, The Rolling Stones, The Stone Roses, The Beatles, The Kinks, The View, The Rifles, Kaiser Chiefs, Franz Ferdinand,Keane, Bloc Party, Queen, Thin Lizzy, T-Rex, Kasabian, The Libertines, Babyshambles, Dirty Pretty Things,Status Quo, Sex Pistols, The Jam. PINK FLOYDSpin Doctors, The Vines, Red Hot Chili Peppers, CKY, Saliva, Soil, Green Day, Blink 182, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Johnny Cash, Queens of the Stone Age, Aerosmith, Tenacious D,Bad Company, G3, The White Stripes, Raconteurs The Fugees, Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince, Sugarhill Gang , Obedient Bone, Ronis Size, Faithless, EZ Rollers, Pendulum, J5, Fatboy SLim, Santos, Crowded HOuse, UB40, Dillinja, Shy FX, Lemon D, John B, Goldie, Aquasky, Simon, The Shamen, Prodigy, Basement Jaxx, Oakenfold, Andy C, The Ganja Kru, Boogie Pimps, Ray Keith, LTJ Bukem... shall i go on? .. Get this player (because if you're using Flash 9, MySpace will have disabled the link in the player itself)...... .. .. .........

Movies:

I'm not gonna write out a string of films. i'll just write down my general genre preferences.comedy horror thriller drama action music Documentaries

Television:

Lost

Books:

Only my guitar tab and chord books

Heroes:

SYD BARRETT