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Clifford

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

your mama's worst nightmare but your daddies wet dream.

My Interests

My nerdiness shows with my Xbox 360 gamertag.

I'd like to meet:

the one person i'm destined to meet through myspace who will bring light into my day...wait what?

Music:

Josh Fenderman and Honesty in Motion, 2001: A Space Goddesy and singer/songwriter Willups Brighton.

Movies:

Police Academy 5, 6 and 7 the non-Guttenberg ones. What Dreams may Come, because I like to think that Robin Williams is dead. The Dakota Fanning rape movie cause that bitch deserves what was coming to her. That movie with Wesley Snipes and Ming-Na Wen, because it's good to see my Asian sisters getting it on with a Black guy in a "main stream" film.

Television:

For someone who has Tivo I still watch a lot of crap television. People who say kill your television, go fuck yourself with that book on your shelf that makes you look smarter.

Books:

Cool Books That Will Impress the Literary Shit Out of Your Most Pompous Friends: For Dummies and anything from the Oprah Book club including James Frey's A Million Little Pieces.

Heroes:

Any former girlfriend/boyfriend/gym locker buddy who saw my penis and didn't laugh.

My Blog

odessa shows...

yeah yeah nobody reads this...nobody is gonna go but heck might as well post it anyways. Thurs. April 15th The Park (3rd St. @Townsend) 900 pm Sun. April 18th Brainwash (Folsom Between 7th and 8...
Posted by Clifford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

awesome things ive bought

hey want to hear about some awesome things ive bought recently...of course you do, all...zero people of you who read this thing. japanese drops-if only my katakana skills were still with me I would...
Posted by Clifford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

for stalkers and people who haven't caught on yet.

hey if you didn't get the message on my other various nerdly websites well then you are in luck... i have gotten rid of the 617 and am now a 415. 415-425-7644 call if you would like, even wei...
Posted by Clifford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

glass

i just bought a new lens, now i just need some hot model bitches to shoot...
Posted by Clifford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST