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ZHOLTOK

About Me

ZHOLTOK: A northern minnesotan lore... In the summer months when a bumblebee would sting a sasquatch, it produces a parasitic larvae that mixes with one of the main food supplies of the sasquatch, which is the black berry...the skat which the sasquatch leaves, decomposes into a aphrodisiac for the northern minnesota female jackalope, and when mixed with the estrus of the jackalope, the larvae begins its very rare life stage. growing into a zipper bee, which is more bat then bee and more misquito then anything, at a wing span at 6 inches the bite of a zipper bee is called a zholtak, and is said to cause hallucinations and slurred speech, which is common with the native minnesotan drunk.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 24/02/2005
Band Website: i thought this was our web site
Band Members: DAN:GUITAR? ROB:DRUMS? STEVE:SKIN FLUTE?(GUITAR) MO:ASSORTED ELECTRONIC DIVICES?(BASS)
Influences: YOUR LOVE...MAYBE YOUR DRUGS...WELL WHATEVER YOU GOT.
Sounds Like: burning
Record Label: record label? huh? do what now?

My Blog

a spelling change

so i'm finally getting around to correcting the spelling of our band name. its ZHOLTOK... not ZHOLTAK...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 21:24:00 GMT

june 2nd

anybody remember our show thursday?? the smurfs laced my acid with alcohol...and this clam is not talking
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jun 2005 23:43:00 GMT

memorial day

all right we are very gracious of all the weird sort of kudos we're getting...keep it up we like the support...we will work with you to be that "special band" you love and crave.   xxx ooo zholta...
Posted by on Tue, 31 May 2005 02:00:00 GMT

ZHOLTAK

i know i know...do what now?
Posted by on Thu, 03 Mar 2005 15:13:00 GMT