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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sam Keast aka Keasty aka Mr Feast
Birthday: 22-08-88
Birthplace: hospital bed
Current Location: in a ditch somewhere in europe
Eye Color: blue / grey
Hair Color: brown with tips
Height: 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: right cause its cooler
Your Heritage: scotish, irish, welsh, cornish
The Shoes You Wore Today: good old dunlop volleys that have been well loved
Your Weakness: kryptonite, that was too easy.... AND vodka
Your Fears: getting messed up drunk and waking up missing a kidney, little green men with massive ray guns and tiny tic-tac cocks formerly known as the japs
Your Perfect Pizza: must have anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: defeat dr. evil, watch all episodes of family gun without any rest what so ever
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: solid or flippin sweet or hahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is? gotta take an AGB
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: when pub closes
Your Most Missed Memory: schoolies - froffies
Pepsi or Coke: coke any day, any where, any time, hands down without a doubt kicks the SH!TE out of pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: maccas
Single or Group Dates: single for sure, make it a special
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what the fuck. i think neither, hand me a beer instead
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffeeeeeee
Do you Smoke: only doobage and only occasionally
Do you Swear: moderately
Do you Sing: poorly but great songs
Do you Shower Daily: indeed
Have you Been in Love: not yet
Do you want to go to College: im in uni (doin physio)
Do you want to get Married: if the opportunity arises
Do you belive in yourself: as much as jebus
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: does a one legged duck swim in circles? yeah baby....giggity
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: yes indeedum
Do you like Thunderstorms: they turn me on
Do you play an Instrument: drum im gonna be dave grohl
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: for sure, who hasnt? in the past month ive probably had enough to kill a small horse
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no unfortunately weed is in shortage
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yessum
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yessum to get some oakleys
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: OH NO thats what i forgot to do, shit a brick im goin to the supermarket right now, this needs to be remedied
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nah mate
In the past month have you been on Stage: perhaps, define stage....does this include pole dancing?
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: oh oh oh thats a really good idea...who wants to get absolutely shit faced and go skinny dipping.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes but only alchohol from pubs and clubs
Ever been Drunk: not ever, i dont drink hahahahahahahahahaha
Ever been called a Tease: maybe
Ever been Beaten up: nope, given someone a black eye and recieved one
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: i want to be blown up or die fighting a polar bear with my only fists
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a back alley bum
What country would you most like to Visit: narnia aka germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: whatever
Height: tall
Weight: slim / healthy (not plump)
Best Clothing Style: you remind me of my mother when you wear that
Number of Drugs I have taken: limited
Number of CDs I own: stacks
Number of Piercings: not many
SHITS AND GIGGLES
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Keasty Mr Feast
Date of Birth: the year the last great man was born
Birthplace: Valhalla
Current Location: a ditch, somewhere, luckily there's internet here though
Eye Color: morning dew i think
Hair Color: mop blonde
Height: just under 6 feet apparenlty
Heritage: eskimoe
Piercings: none that you cant see
Tattoos: similiar to above
Favourite:
Band/Singer: cold chisel
Song: stairway to heaven
Movie: snatch / fight club
Disney Movie: beauty and the beast
TV show: south park / family guy
Color: blue
Food: sweet and sour pork
Pizza topping: cheese mmm cheese
Ice-Cream Flavor: honeycomb with oreo
Drink (alcoholic): carlton draught - tried and true, consistency counts for everything
Soda: coke, is there any other?...well perhaps solo
Store: the quickymart
Clothing Brand: quiksilver
Shoe Brand: air force 1, nike
Season: summer
Month: december
Holiday/Festival: national speak like an ass pirate day
Flower: fucked if i know
Make-Up Item: not relevent
Board game: monopoly but canasta is my favourite card game and poker too
This or That
Sunny or rainy: sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: hazelnut bitch
Fruit or veggie: fruit i like banana
Night or day: night, drinky time
Sour or sweet: sweet, what does mine say? dude, what does mine say? SWEET
Love or money: love then money...cant i have both?
Phone or in person: person for sure, be a man and talk to her
Looks or personality: personality goes a long way
Coffee or tea: coffee, im not asian
Hot or cold: steaming hot
Your:
Goal for this year: get through uni and save 5 grand
Most missed memory: summer holidays at cape patterson with lukey and trotman
Best physical feature: hair and abs
First thought waking up: gotta take a goona/cooney
Hypothetical personality disorder: im the smartest kid with down-syndrome
Preferred type of plastic surgery: i dont even know
Sesame street alter ego: aloysius snuffleupagus or the cookie monster
Fairytale alter ego: i know this doesnt count as a fairytale but ill go with Atticus from to kill a mockingbird
Most stupid remark: Yea see this is the point where you just gotta sit down and think to yourself "Am I a douchebag?" And to help you out there so you don't have to hurt yourself with thinking about it the answer is yes.
Worst crime: stealing street signs, graffiti, egging cars, take your pick
Greatest ambition: to become a corporate terrorist and bring mcdonalds down from the inside
Greatest fear: that i will succeed in my greatest ambition
Darkest secret: i have testicular cancer
Favorite subject: sex ed
Strangest received gift: boggle, three times my auntie has given me the same fuckin gift but i love her anyway
Worst habit: macerel
Do You:
Smoke: weed, once or thrice
Drink: no never......well maybe occasionally
Curse: fuck no
Shower daily: ofcause
Like thunderstorms: indeed, they turn me on
Dance in the rain: yep, ill dance drunk just about anywhere
Sing: khe sahn all the time
Play an instrument: drums, and i freakin rock
Get along with your parents: 364 days a year
Wish on stars: no i dont believe in jebus
Believe in fate: no i dont believe in jebus
Believe in love at first sight: i do now
Can You:
Drive: manual and auto and truck
Sew: nope i have no idea how any item of clothing was ever made or repaired
Cook: sure do
Speak another language: no but i can count to ten in five
Dance: elegantly
Sing: like a machine
Touch your nose with your tongue: dont even get close
Whistle: khe sahn
Curl your tongue: no chance
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: perhaps once or twice
Been Stoned/High: thrice
Eaten Sushi: plenty of time
Been in Love: once
Skipped school: many a time
Made prank calls: certainly have
Sent someone a love letter: define question
Stolen something: street signs
Cried yourself to sleep: once, but that was valentines day and i used my tears for lube
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? control freaks
Are you right or left handed? more right than left but im close to being ambidextrous
What is your bedtime? whenever i land in a ditch, wit thats now, zzz zzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzz
Name three things you can't live without: my doodle
What is the color of your room? blue
Do you have any siblings? yeah one brother and an adopted sister
Do you have any pets? a dog
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? no ill do that for less if the opportunity presents itself
What is you middle name? kickass, sam kissass keast
What are you nicknames? little bitch boy
Are you for or against gay marriage? i dont give a fuck if gays marry just like i dont care if the tards across the street marry, i just dont want them breading
What are your thoughts ..ion? its cool and a fun thing to do with friends
Do you have a crush on anyone? chloe
Are you afraid of the dark? only if there are ninjas out there
How do you want to die? heroically
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 1
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? probably
What is the last law you?ve broken? speeding
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: blonde
Eye color: blue
Height tall
Weight thin
Most important physical feature: face
Biggest turn-off personality
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