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Michael

Rend, slaughter, devour your enemies. There is no other way to survive. You can not escape your hung

About Me


What Berserk Character Are You
Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime . Done right. I am one crazy east asian who loves the ladies. Thanks to my Japanese ancestry, I have been introduced to a great many things. One of these several "things" would be anime and pachinko. Ever since Cowboy Bebop, I've been hooked to that similar awesomeness since. In my free time, I enjoy playing RPG's such as Digital Devil Saga and survival horror games like Resident Evil Outbreak File 2 (You may know me as one of the following: JesusPanda, BaneofMortals, BaneofImmortals). Also, when I have nothing else to do, I lift weights. It takes more than a 3.8 GPA to attract the ladies. When I don't feel like doing any of the above, I hangout with my friends and do random shit to spend time. Overall, I'm a socializer/down-to-earth kinda guy who knows how to have a good time. I'm one of those smart and slightly nerdy people with that extra "something" that makes people interested in me and vice versa. One's life is just a series of moments. To say that you have ever lived, ever existed, ever enjoyed the time you have spent, entertainment is what brings those moments to realization. Entertainment is the key to the sealed door of prosperity. -Me :D Layout Created at Mspremade.com
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What Berserk Character Are You
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Visually addictive
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Add to My Profile | More Videos ..Tifa is my dream girl. She is the sexxxiest woman EVER!!! ;D What Element Are You?
You are Air...you are intellectual and adaptable. You are good at rationalizing things and dealing with ideas, but you can have a difficult time with emotions.
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My Interests


What Final Fantasy VIII Character Are You?
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You scored as Boobs. You are attracted to: boobs. You're a boob guy/gurl!

Boobs


92%

Face


83%

Abs/Stomach


83%

Butt


50%

Penis


0%
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com Since I am a giant nerd, I highly respect a good game of chess. Also, I am one of the thousands of godlike gamers on the planet! Videogames are half my life. My life revolves around videogames. Also, I lift weights (It's all for the ladies). I love to party. There is nothing better than getting wasted with some great friends and having a good time. I'm a party animal.
What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You?
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I'd like to meet:


What Bleach Character Are You?
Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime . Done right. I would like to meet Jesus. He and I could be awesome party animals. I would bring him water, he would make the wine (You know that fairytale bullshit). Another person I would love to meet would most definitely be Jessica Alba. Honestly, I could plow that hottie weeks on end. But seriously, I would like to meet as many people as I can from different backgrounds. Ever since high school I've been making friends from all around the world. You name it: Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Bosnian, Ukrainian, Russian, Somalian, Mexican, Brazilian, the list goes on. Ethnicity plays a major role in the way I think and act today. Ethnicity is the sole reason that I created a myspace profile in the first place. I want to meet many people from all over the world and learn things from them. RE Outbreak Music Video

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Music:


What Cowboy Bebop Crew Member Are You?
Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime . Done right. My taste has been fluctuating between techno and hard rock/alternative. It's all about Disturbed, Breaking Benjamin, Adema, Shinedown, Crossfade, Metallica, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, Seether, Blue October, Mudvayne, Trapt, The Gorilaz, Hinder, Tool, Evanescence, Fall Leaf, Staind, Korn, and Rob Zombie, and especially Audioslave (my favorite band). Unfortunately, I am not familiar with the band names that create techno but I give them my undivided attention anyway. Also, I have been getting into this band called The Black Mages. They take random songs from the Final Fantasy series and turn them into hard rock songs. That band kicks ass! Equally, I love to listen to videogame music. That shit is creative and satisfying. Sometimes it feels great to get away from lyrics and just mellow out to the simple tones of a videogame soundtrack.
What Resident Evil: Outbreak character are you most like?


George Hamilton
A doctor who works at the Raccoon City Hospital, George is a first-class surgeon. He dosen't exactly take the lead and call the shots, but he does possess a cooperative spirit and the power to naturally acquire the trust of others.
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What Katamari Damacy Cousin Are You?
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Movies:

Be Cool, Team America, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Super Troopers, Orgazmo, Saving Private Ryan, Eurotrip, Lord of War, Roadtrip, Idle Hands, Dogdeball, Office Space, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Sean of the Dead, Galerians: Rion, Battle Royal, Donnie Darko, Wedding Crashers, Who Am I?, Drunken Master, Silent Hill, Mortal Kombat, and hundreds of other classic pieces of shit. Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner PS2

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Your Aura is Yellow
You're a deeply happy and content person, and you enjoy sharing your cheer with others.
While you may seem like a simple optimist, there is a lot of thinking going on inside you.
The purpose of your life: bringing joy and a better life to others
Famous yellows include: Conan O'Brien, Jenny Mccarthy, Jim Carrey
Careers for you to try: Athlete, Actor, Yoga Instructor What Color Is Your Aura?
Which Super Smash Bros. Melee character are you?!
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Link
Quite Possibly the best swordsman to ever hit the Nintendo system... You are Link!
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Television:

Which Quentin Tarantino movie are you?
You are...Pulp Fiction. You're so different and unique that everyone just has to love you.
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You scored as Pride.

Pride


63%

Wrath


50%

Lust


50%

Greed


38%

Envy


38%

Gluttony


38%

Sloth


31%
Seven deadly sins
created with QuizFarm.com It's all about Comedy Central, Tech TV, and Cartoon Network. Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, The Boondocks, Dave Chapelle Show, Daily Show With John Stewart, Samurai Champloo, FLCL, Hellsing, Excel Saga, Cowboy Bebop, X-Play, Attack of the Show, Happy Days, and Comedy Stand-Up all spark my interest. Jack Black - Lord of the Rings

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You are strong, smart, and protective. You care immensly for others and want to keep them safe. This also causes you to be easy prey for a manipulator and untrust worthy people. Luckily for you though you got just what it takes to win someone over. And a big ass gun too! You are Leon Kennedy.
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What Hellsing Character Are You?
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Books:


What Final Fantasy VII ShinRa Turk Are You?
Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime . Done right. I've just gotten into autobiographies. If there is any book worth reading, it would have to be, Makes Me Wanna Holler by Nathan McCall. There is no book or story more enticing than that of the life of a pissed off black man. Otherwise, I couldn't care less about books. I only read when I have nothing better to do (Or when I am physically unable to walk to my PS2). Wierd Lord Of the Rings

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What FLCL Character Are You?
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Heroes:

Peter Griffin from Family Guy by far is my favorite hero. Also, Fanzee from Happy Days is cool, "Aaaaayyyeee." Chuck Norris a.k.a. Walker Texas Ranger for being the only white dude who kicks ass. Jack Black is one funny fuck too so he is definitely one of my heroes. Samuel L. Jackson just for being the scariest black man on the planet and because he is always in some sort of crazy-ass movie. Equally, Bruce Willis is one of my most highly respected heroes simply because he tore the balls off of a yellow gnome. Oh, almost forgot to mension Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee simply because they are a couple of crazy asians. Yaris Video Contest - Viral Videos Week Three

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What Samurai Champloo Character Are You?
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What Zelda Character Are You?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Tomonori Nelson
Birthday: April 30th, 1987
Birthplace: Sioux Falls, South Dakota
Current Location: Sioux Falls, South Dakota
Eye Color: Dark brown
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5 ft 9-10 in.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: 50% Japanese, 25% Norwegian, (don't remember the rest) French, Dutch, German, Irish, and Scottish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike's YEA!!!
Your Weakness: Bullets...my only weakness. LOL!
Your Fears: Not accomplishing anything in my life.
Your Perfect Pizza: Something with everything on it!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass all my classes and earn a shit load of money from FedEx.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use it very much but...TOO BAD!
Thoughts First Waking Up: What the fuck am I gonna do today?
Your Best Physical Feature: My face and shoulders. I have been told that I have a very sexy physique.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: The good times with my cute and fluffy bunny Usa-chan.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King.
Single or Group Dates: Either way. It's all good.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: FUCKIN' NASTY!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino.
Do you Smoke: Fuck no.
Do you Swear: Look up dumbfuck!
Do you Sing: You betcha.
Do you Shower Daily: Um...DUH!
Have you Been in Love: More than once.
Do you want to go to College: Sheeeit nigga! I am in college!
Do you want to get Married: Oh yea.
Do you belive in yourself: What kind of man would I be if I didn't?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not so much.
Do you think you are Attractive: If other people find me attractive then yes, I guess I find myself attractive.
Are you a Health Freak: Heheheh...nope.
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yea...BOOM!
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the violin and the electric guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Without a doubt. Smirnoff Ice and Mike's Hard Iced Lemonade...mmmmm.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, and I never will...nasty shit.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes...tylenol. XD
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Fuck no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What kind of dumbass question is this? NO!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yea! :D
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Maybe if I enjoy freezing my balls off...and I don't.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: HaHAA!!! Ohhhh...that's funny. I'll let you figure it out. ;)
Ever been called a Tease: Just once...what a fag.
Ever been Beaten up: No, but I did do the beating. :/
Ever Shoplifted: Only once when I 5 years old. I saw some candy there and I thought it was free. XD
How do you want to Die: I want to die by strapping on a nuclear bomb and take out some country with me!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A psychologist with a doctorates degree.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan...again! ;D
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything.
Favourite Hair Color: Anything natural/natural looking.
Short or Long Hair: Either medium or long. Short is kinda weird looking for a woman.
Height: Anything shorter than 5 ft 9 in. but taller than 5 ft. 2 in.
Weight: Not too thin and definitely not too fat. Somewhere between thin and average weight is the sexiest shape for a woman. And if you work out, then that is a plus too. :D
Best Clothing Style: Anything preppy and nothing that makes you look like a dude or goth. Seriously, that's disturbing.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Hopefully none. :P
Number of CDs I own: However many you want.
Number of Piercings: As long as they are not in awkward places then I am fine with them.
Number of Tattoos: If they are in sexy spots of the body then it's okay. However, don't get too carried away with them.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everyone has something in their past that they regret.
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Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1 Life size dolls (or any dolls for that matter)
2 Dying without achieving anything in my life
3 Not being able to say goodbye to the ones I love
Three people who make me laugh:
1 My homebro Bryce
2 My older brother Brian (my family in general)
3 Dave Chappelle
Three Things I love:
1 WOMEN!!!!!
2 Cute and fluffy bunnies
3 My family and friends
Three Things I hate:
1 Dumbfucks who pretend to be intelligent (just stupid people)
2 Assholes who try to make life worse for everyone
3 Close/one track minded people who aren't open to anything new
Three things I don't understand:
1 Why people can be so goddamn stupid!
2 How and why the world works the way it is now
3 Racist retards
Three things on my desk:
1 Computer
2 Lamp
3 Surround sound speaker
Three things I'm doing right now:
1 Filling out this survey
2 Studying for my behavior modification test
3 Playing Super Smash Bros. Melee
Three things I want to do before I die:
1 Have two children (continue my legacy)
2 Explore all parts of this planet
3 Party like none other (entertainment is what it is all about)
Three things I can do:
1 Lift some heavy shit
2 Do some deep/critical thinking
3 Be a great father someday
Three ways to describe my personality:
1 Outgoing/exciting
2 Sexy as hell
3 Friendly/compassionate
Three things I can't do:
1 Not procrastinate
2 Show any form of sympathy towards dumbfucks/assholes
3 Become the ruler of the universe (it's SO difficult XD)
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My Blog

Nocturne

Call it what you will- a revelation from god, or a curse of the demon king. The fact remains that our world came to an end.   A heretic called upon an unearthly light, and devastation ensued. Cha...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 03:58:00 PST

Audioslave: Show Me How To Live

In with the early dawnMoving right alongI couldn't buy an eye full of sleepAnd in the aching nightUnder saddled eyesI was not recievedbuilt with the stolen partsA telephone in my heartSomeone get me a...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:48:00 PST

Audioslave: Be Yourself

Someone falls to pieces Sleepin all alone Someone kills the pain Spinning in the silence To finally drift away Someone gets excited In a chapel yard Catches a bouquet Another lays a dozen White roses ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST

Audioslave: Getaway Car

The first time I saw you you were chasin' downA cyclone all alone in the fieldWith railyards and clovers, I kept rollin' onNever thought you'd wind up chasin' meSettle downI won't hesitateTo hit the h...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

Audioslave: I Am The Highway

Pearls and swine bereft of meLong and weary my road has beenI was lost in the citiesAlone in the hillsNo sorrow or pity for leaving I feelI am not your rolling wheelsI am the HighwayI am not your carp...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

Audioslave: Revelations

  You know what to do, you know what I didSince you know everything just clue me inI am such a wreck, I am such a messI know what I know, why don't you fill in the rest?I will bring you down, I w...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST

My favorite song. Nothing nearly as sexy as this one :D.

Audioslave:  Like A Stone On a cobweb afternoon In a room full of emptiness By a freeway i confess I was lost in the pages Of a book full of death Reading how we'll die alone And if we're good we...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:13:00 PST