reposted as a blog: Jesus is back... from vacation |
That's right, Jesus has risen, and it wasn't as difficult a task as it was almost 2000 years ago, thanks to my Craftmatic Adjustable. In fact, I get 1000 smackers every time I say that. So remember, ... Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:19:00 GMT |
Oh Shit... that time of year again. |
You think you guys have it bad with your birthdays? Try hanging around for 40 whole days while people count down the days till you die. I know I know, they're supposedly waiting for me to come back to... Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 23:24:00 GMT |
And whatever you ask in prayer, you will receive, if you have faith. |
Except for mallow. The mallows are mine... (Paul you owe me $5, for the macaroni you took from the cabinet.) Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 21:24:00 GMT |
Dude... those are my footprints |
So I got this email last night- Lord, You said that once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only o... Posted by on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 03:17:00 GMT |