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About Me

I like taking walks with friends on the beach.I'm the "son of God," which is pretty cool, but can be a real pain in the but sometimes. People are always asking me to bless this, or cure that, or (and this is my favorite) what would "I" do. The celibacy kinda sucks but that doesn't mean that I can't do other things (if you know what I mean ;) . )On the up side though, I love to party. I can totally make grain stout beer from water. I used to just be able to make wine, but Mark (he's on one of my best apostles... shout out to you, dude!) bought me this brewing kit for Me-mas, last December, and I've got a ton of killer home brews now.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My Maker!!! LOL :)Just kidding. I'd like to meet Gwen Stefani. She seems like she'd be really nice in person... not a total bitch like J-Lo or anything.But for real people, I'd like to meet just about anyone who's chill and enjoys hearing the words of my dad. But no Romans. I'm sorry guys, but you can be a bit brutal.

My Blog

reposted as a blog: Jesus is back... from vacation

That's right, Jesus has risen, and it wasn't as difficult a task as it was almost 2000 years ago, thanks to my Craftmatic Adjustable. In fact, I get 1000 smackers every time I say that. So remember, ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:19:00 GMT

Oh Shit... that time of year again.

You think you guys have it bad with your birthdays? Try hanging around for 40 whole days while people count down the days till you die. I know I know, they're supposedly waiting for me to come back to...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 23:24:00 GMT

And whatever you ask in prayer, you will receive, if you have faith.

Except for mallow. The mallows are mine... (Paul you owe me $5, for the macaroni you took from the cabinet.)
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 21:24:00 GMT

Dude... those are my footprints

So I got this email last night- Lord, You said that once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only o...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 03:17:00 GMT