Since there are so many lame men out there, I would like to help all of you out. Here a few pick-ups lines that may help in your "game".1. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.2. Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.3. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.4. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!5. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?6. By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!.7. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?8. Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?9. Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"10. HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?For those of you that believe these lines can actually work, you have absolutely no game and I can't help you.Family Guy - Healthy
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