jess [mopey]

why don't you just stab me in the larynx?

Dear jbhifi Brighton, For, yes, the FOURTH time, my availabilities are as follows: Monday: all dayTuesday: 5-9Saturday: all daySunday: all day I figure I'm being pretty leniant seeing as that leaves m...
Posted by [felicia jollygoodfellow] on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:27:00 PST

dripppppyyyy

Dear L'Oreal, My head is dripping from underneath the glad wrap. It actually looks so much like blood that I'm tempted to take a photo and start a rumour...just to create drama. Because I haven't had...
Posted by [felicia jollygoodfellow] on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST

boyfriend.

Dear Jonathan, Last night I had this horrible dream that I cheated on you and that you knew about it.   You basically told Sarah you knew and to cover my own arse I made sure she thought it wasn'...
Posted by [felicia jollygoodfellow] on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

bliss.

Dear everyone I've ever known.   The surgery was a complete success!   ...is what I'd be saying if they fixed me. But they didn't. I have three small incisions in my groin which are bruised ...
Posted by [felicia jollygoodfellow] on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST

club hoppers

Dear everyone who experienced my 20 minutes at the Edgy tonight,   I hate that place with a rotten evil vengence. Partly because it's right next to St Bedes where I used to sit every Wednesday......
Posted by [felicia jollygoodfellow] on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:10:00 PST

music lovers

Dear Grant Puglia, Ben Pisani, Ange McLaren, Katie Noonan, Emma Wall and Taasha Coates,   I didn't receive a letter from VCA today because I was right and there isn't a person in their right mind...
Posted by [felicia jollygoodfellow] on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:37:00 PST

funny story

Dear sports fans, We have a lot of celebrities come into work. Everybody hates Sam Newman because he's a ball buster and LITERALLY wants the car install and car audio guys to drop everything to serve ...
Posted by [felicia jollygoodfellow] on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:41:00 PST

Dilemmas

Dear friends, I have encountered a dilemma of an unusually pleasing kind.   I have to attend a summer school next week for Box Hill Musical Theatre course because my theory was "not up to scratch...
Posted by [felicia jollygoodfellow] on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:27:00 PST

almost paradise

I've only had the BP monitor on for an hour, it's taken my BP twice and I already want to kill myself. It's tight and uncomfortable and it will only give me some fucking peace and quiet between 12am a...
Posted by [felicia jollygoodfellow] on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:56:00 PST

ka BLAMMO

I passed out at work again, which is nice. Hit my head, have bruised shoulder and leg, and damaged ligaments in my teeth, people. Yes, my damn teeth.   It looks like I have some weird syndrome th...
Posted by [felicia jollygoodfellow] on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:39:00 PST