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Raw Knee

I am here for Friends

About Me

I love a girl in glasses.

I have a simultaneously idiotic and ingenious sense of humor.

I can make fun of you without you knowing.

I love cats.

I am the funniest person I know.

My main pet peeve is bitchiness.

I am often hopelessly optimistic.

I don't play games.

I'm not going to chase you.

Deal with it.

Nothing annoys me more than insecurity.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who can tell the difference between words that mean something, and words that don't.

People not worried about how they look in the eyes of others.

People who know who they are and what they like.

You... Maybe.

My Blog

Oh? Do tell.

"Well I didn't know I was giving off a vibe, but do you feel the same?""Not at all. We really don't have anything in common.""Oh. Well. Sorry."=    Todd knew he couldnt wait any longer. Her face ling...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 11:37:00 GMT

Such a cunning exorcist

    "Honey, we need to talk," he said, but was ignored. She had her pompadour almost perfect and was putting some last minute touches on it before she hit up the Continental Club that n...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:35:00 GMT

My apologies, dear

Not depressed, just never impressed.=    A truly somber fog taints the air in the grim environment. A darkly decorated chapel completely devoid of smiling faces. Such things are the nor...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:11:00 GMT

Stop torturing me with your smile

Have I really grown up that fast?=    So dreadful was this empty void inside me. I wanted to fill it so desperately with whatever it took. I tried an endless amount of hobbies. None of ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 16:52:00 GMT

That warm fuzzy feeling misinterpreted

    I had to stop and wonder if anyone had attempted this before. Especially as a means to achieve the goal I had in mind. I looked down at the bottle in my hand. Red bottle, black labe...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:44:00 GMT

Apatheticus Maximus

    Her words went unheard, although she prattled on for a while. I could not absorb them, for my mind was busy with internal debate. I found it near impossible to determine which would...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:23:00 GMT

Did you feel that? Yeah, me neither.

    Twelve people sitting in a circle. All wearing somber expressions. All except one man. An oddly attired man with dramatically pointed ears. His face reveals what can only be interpr...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:57:00 GMT

On Sulfuric Acid Burns and Overanalysis

I often wish my brain came with a shut off switch. I could think of multiple instances where it would come in handy. Has anyone ever walked up to you and just looked at you, and than appeared upset th...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:51:00 GMT