Am I waiting now does my waiting howl... |
LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT JIM HALPERT IS A LIAR!I had a pretty good weekend. Pay day was friday, my income tax check was deposited, bought a new wardrobe ie; pants (which are a siz 32 which means...
Posted by jacob david hill on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:47:00 PST |
I’ve never heard a man speak like this man before... |
YAY!! So, I'm still working at Target. Still watching movies. Still listenin to some crunchy jams. Just created a character on WOW. Still living with my brother and his girlfri...
Posted by jacob david hill on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:09:00 PST |
I was once the wine and you were the wineglass. I was once alive when you held me... |
Fact: Black bears love beets. Black bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica.Holy fuck, I am one drunk hombre. I really don't know how to explain how I'm feeling right now in a physical sense. ...
Posted by jacob david hill on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:03:00 PST |
It’s a full moon, denim is tight, and my flannel shirt is freakin out... |
we want the jacob that we hired 5 months ago...So seattle is goin good. Just chillin and workin and livin i guess. I'm at a point now where my days just kind of blur together because of th...
Posted by jacob david hill on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:45:00 PST |
When in Rome we should do as the Romans, when in hell we do shots at the bar... |
so long, farewell...
I Leave for California tomorrow at thirteen hundred hours. I'm soooo excited. For those of you who don't know, I've been planning this trip since January. I'm go...
Posted by jacob david hill on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:18:00 PST |
All my friends are on prozac... |
i hope your kid has down-syndrome so you know what it's like to hangout with yourself
Just alot of workin and jerkin and clerkin and perkin and turkin. I work with an indian guy. leave me alone....
Posted by jacob david hill on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:44:00 PST |
Let's play this game called when you catch fire, I wouldn't piss to put you out.. |
same shit different year
except this year instead of drinkin beer and coffee, I've been drinkin whiskey and coke. I'm gettin old I suppose
gettin my social security card tomorrow for my old one ...
Posted by jacob david hill on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:33:00 PST |
One night and one more time thanks for the memories.... |
I just had some thai coffee... it was inside me for half an hour.
Just the usual. Chillin, looking for work, eating food, walking around, smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee.... the usual
Goin t...
Posted by jacob david hill on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:43:00 PST |
Take my hand and we'll make it I swear, livin on a prayer.... |
MT. DON'T!!!
So MT DOOM will start practicing this week or next week. It's goin to be tighter than 12 year old Saigon whore's butt-hole. Which, upon realizing, isn't that tight. ...
Posted by jacob david hill on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST |
We are the one's with the radiated eyes. We are the ones, who have the fire inside... |
Drunken ramblings of a drunken man...
Penis' are the most grotesgue looking things next to vaginas. Ok, I lied. I like vaginas. But be honest with yourself, they're gross looking. An...
Posted by jacob david hill on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST |
