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Koen, Bring it back, to the clean form.

Hope for the best, but always expect the worst.

About Me

Hey, I'm Koen.
Yeah, I'm 21. It's no big deal, it has only gotten me paranoid. People have referred to me as an asshole many times, but if you focus on the right things, i'm the sweetest guy you'll ever know. I always do or say what i think is best for whoever i do/say it for. Sometimes it's mean, or harsh, but at least i try.
I'm a drummer, that's a bonus, right?
I don't live at home with my parents, although i miss them dearly. I live 200 miles away in a mobile home i rent. It was a sweet deal.
I've been told i'm funny, i like to think so, too. In fact, if i wanted to write stuff down, i'd probably have a good show line-up.
If you like money, you'll like me. Not really because i have it, but because i like to color myself green and spray my own personal blend of Money-Cologne on me. Girls love it, for some reason.
I'm not the cleanliest person, but with the right motivation, i'd do anything.
I'm so innocent it's cute.
Some people think i hi-jacked Noah's Arc. I've got...
2 Ducks
1 Chicken
1 Cat
1 Blue-Tongued Skink
1 Ball Python
2 Red-tail Boas
1 Candy Cane Corn Snake
2 Rats and however many babies they have
1 Savannah Monitor
1 Nile Monitor


What kind of drummer are you?
You are a Country Bumpkin. You are a practical drummer, wanting a comfortable way of life surrounded by nice possessions and money in the bank. Guitarists like to punch you.
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Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||| 16%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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How to make a Koen
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts self-sufficiency
3 parts leadership
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!
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My Interests


Go Spurs!

I'd like to meet:

Myself with an unbiased opinion.

See "My Perfect Girl" blog.

AND Kari Byron from MYTHBUSTERS!
I swear she's the cutest thing on two legs.

Music:




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Movies:


Television:

MYTHBUSTERS!

The Culinary BILL NYE!
GOOD EATS!

King Of Queens

Scrubs!

Books:

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My Blog

Just how i feel today.

Today sucked, and if the spurs didn't win tonight, i think i would've done something drastic. He was sitting there beside me Throwin' doubles down when he ordered up his third one He looked a...
Posted by Koen, Bring it back, to the clean form. on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

Koen's Glorious 17th of May

These are a couple bulletins i posted, they fit better as a blog though.(Roughly around 1:00PM) 14 slices of generic pizza from Cici's is comparable to eating 2 pounds of cardboard mixed with a ...
Posted by Koen, Bring it back, to the clean form. on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:07:00 PST

Confirmation

The last thing i needed was confirmation that i , indeed am, an asshole, jerk, dick, shithead, prick.The list of accusers grew tonight and as always i stop, think and try my hardest to defend my perso...
Posted by Koen, Bring it back, to the clean form. on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:06:00 PST

Blindfolded Badmouthing

I'm gonna say a bunch of crap about people i know, it's mostly going to be hurtful simply because i need to vent. I'm going to group these sayings together to make you think they're about the same per...
Posted by Koen, Bring it back, to the clean form. on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:45:00 PST

Are They Right?

This is an article on short guys dating, i'm under the national average male 5'9". I need help, are they right ladies?It's hard out there for a shrimp. Chalk it up to cold Darwinism, cultural standard...
Posted by Koen, Bring it back, to the clean form. on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:21:00 PST

Learn Koen........ese

Left side of equal sign is the often misinterpreted wordRight side of equal sign is the correct meaningschmack = shit, crap, stuffdouche-user = girl, pussy, wusswhore = girl, chickfood = hot sauce mix...
Posted by Koen, Bring it back, to the clean form. on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:54:00 PST

Jerky Marinade

for my own reference2/3 cup soy sauce2/3 cup worchestershire sauce1 tbs honey2 tsp black pepper2 tsp onion powder1 tsp red pepper flake1 tsp liquid smokeoptionallime juice...
Posted by Koen, Bring it back, to the clean form. on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

Save Tonight!

I want to scream this song in front of thousands at the top of my lungs. ..>Go on and close the curtains cause all we need is candle light You and me and a bottle of wine going to hold you to...
Posted by Koen, Bring it back, to the clean form. on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

Foreshadowing

From the moment the wind ripped my house door from my hand and slammed it against the railing as i left for town this morning, i knew it was going to be a crappy day.As i tried to unlock my door to re...
Posted by Koen, Bring it back, to the clean form. on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

My Perfect Girl.

Hates dancingdoesn't need to drink to have fundoesn't need to go out to have funlikes tv as much as i dois down-to-earthisn't afraid of eating the food i cookloves sushiis a rocker who shows ithas an ...
Posted by Koen, Bring it back, to the clean form. on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST