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THE COOK

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a famous chef and serial killer. Some decent folks decided to make a little film about a few of my exploits.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that enjoys bad movies, horror movies, low-budget films, drive-in movies, and not taking life too seriously. Also, long lost friends and family... and anyone else that supports us.

My Blog

Some good quotes about the film

"strangely watchable" - Dreamwatch SciFi "has its tasteless tongue firmly set in cheek" - NightsAndWeekends.com "a pleasant surprise" - HorrorMoviesAndStuff.com "gory and jumpy... the film is a techni...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:42:00 GMT

Award Winning Film "The Cook"

IMDB now has a link indicating The Cook's award for "Most Kickass Film" at the Seattle True Independent Film Festival: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0918627/awards     http://www.thecookmovie.c...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:31:00 GMT

THE COOK wins award for "Most Kickass Film"

The low-budget horror feature, The Cook, has just won the award for "Most Kickass Film" from the Seattle True Independent Film Festival (STIFF).
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:15:00 GMT

Soundtrack is now available ! ! !

The soundtrack from the film is now available at iTunes.Featuring 19 tracks by artists:  The May Fire, Violet Nine, Delta Wave, Aura, Darkwater, Randy Darbonne, The ARJ, The Baxest, Matthew Pop, ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:32:00 GMT

Seattle True Independent Film Festival - June 11 & 13 2008

Our little horror film is screening twice at the Seattle True Independent Film Festival (STIFF).Wednesday - June 11th @ 4:00pm - Jewel Box TheaterFriday - June 13th @ 8:00pm - Jewel Box Theater If any...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:53:00 GMT

Some responses

We are a vastly lazy group but often do answer questions eventually. For those who say it isn't funny, please imbibe a glass of your favorite alcoholic beverage, wait 10 minutes, imbibe another&n...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 15:49:00 GMT

Please support our cannibalistic habits...

The Cook is a horror-comedy made for an extremely meager budget.   The money for the film was provided by the cast, crew, their friends, and their families.  For many of them, it was t...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:26:00 GMT