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About Me

.. How to begin? I am RJ Wood, and I feel comfortable saying my real name via the internet because I'm an 18 year old male (hence, the mere double-digit friends list). If I was an underage girl (or even posing as one), I would have over 400 male friends and my name would probably be something I made up to sound Japanese. I have no illusions on how my world tends to work out, but, like a dumbass, I tend to try to twist my own cruel fate into something that will, hopefully work for me.I have a million people in this godforsaken town that call me their friend, but when push comes to shove, maybe 6 will actually drop everything they're doing to come pull my ass out of the gutter when I'm down. I'd probably do the same for them, though the actual result would probably be akin to me taking them out of the gutter they're in and shoving them down an open manhole.I am a prick. I am an asshole. I am immature, weird, perverted and any other word you'd use to describe someone like me. I am a lazy, selfish, immature, stupid slob, but you know what? I'm happy with the way I am. I may not like how it is, but by god, I'm happy knowing what is wrong with myself and knowing that as of Sept. 28, I'll be a different individual with only the beliefs, morals, and ideals that the United States Armed Forces demands I have.Let's see, what else can I use to scare you away...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

    Chuck Palahniuk Kohta Hirano Various people I only know from MySpace Lewis Black Eddie Izzard Doug Stanhope Mitch Hedburg Jeff Dunham Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart Edward Norton Stephen King for other reasons... Stephanie Meyers so I can personally beat the ever loving shit out of her fan-fiction writing ass. I want to do...horrible things. Unspeakable things to her. I want to force her to shit in a bucket and force her to eat said shit while she tells the whole world that her works are self-inserted fan-fic and serves no purpose than to make her feel better about how sucky her high-school years were.

My Blog

My True First...

This is the story of my first true moment of "self."All my life, I've lived for no other reason than to please those around me. Everything I've ever done was never for me, but always for someone else....
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:24:00 GMT

The Story of my Life:

The man of rage pulls the curtain stringsParting the velvet to show a man of sorrowsHis eyes cold and mournfulHis features pulled back and down."All my life," the man speaks"I've never lived for mysel...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:29:00 GMT

Anger Managament

I am the Dog of Ares:I destroy that which I build, I hurt those whom I love, and I feel everything but regret.  I am angry.  At myself, my family, my friends, and those more than such.  I target my ut...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:28:00 GMT

My Confession:

This is my (for the most part) complete and utter confession to all the things I've done and continue to do. This is a list of all the things I regret, refuse to regret, or just flat out admit to. I a...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:50:00 GMT

Ultimate Minority

I have a dream...A dream that I will find the ultimate minority and, like the good white, middle-class, Catholic male I am, I will befriend them and possibly marry them. The ultimate Minority is not a...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:11:00 GMT

Sins of events long past

There once was a young, more or less innocent man.  Never commited any crimes.  Never hurt anybody.  Never, truely, was this man alive.  He was like a wheel, rolling along with par...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:55:00 GMT

Cross of Lead

Cross of lead Cross of lead,My cross of lead,I carry thee by accident.Up the hill.Up my the hill.Where I’ll be strung up, still.No one stops meNo one cares.They are watching me.They&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:15:00 GMT

Dreaming a Dreamer’s Dream

I keep having the same dream over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.  It plays in my head like a broken fuck record and it’s driving me insane.  My mom says t...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:30:00 GMT

Rage Cycle

My cycle's been broken! Wow, I never thought I'd live to see the day when my little pesimistic cycle would turn to utter shit and just fall in on itself.  For those of you who don't know (most of...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:29:00 GMT

A Conversation With a Broken Man

I am but a simple man.I have my beliefs and ideals like any man.And like most broken men, my beliefs and ideals tend to...contradict eachother.I believe in marriage, but I don't believe that it's the ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:59:00 GMT