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Chris Vicious

About Me

Well... I'm fun size (that means officially under 5'8"), though I have been called "The Silken-Haired Raven of the Night (as well as "The Picasso-Esque Genius of Pavement-Sweat-Art"... don't ask) I do have platinum highlights, I did win a Pizza Hut Care Bears coloring contest when I was younger (much younger, really), I know a dude who has 6 nipples (not joking about this), my little brother Ray and I never lost a game of street football on "the House of Pain", one time I listened to the same song 52 times in a row and I still can't remember the lyrics to that song, I hosted the first (and I believe only) Men's Bikini Contest at Asbury College, and... I like cherry frosted Pop-Tarts.
Pirate or Ninja?
If you had to choose/change your career right now would you be a PIRATE or a NINJA?
Pirate
Ninja
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My Blog

I’m breaking up with MySpace

hey friends, MySpace has been fun, but i'm moving away from this and really focussing on keeping up with facebook. so if you got facebook-hit me up. also, i finally came out of a 4+ year BLOG RETIREME...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:58:00 GMT

Breaking Her Back to Clothe Mine: Implementing a Personal Retail Equality Tax

Breaking Her Back to Clothe Mine Implementing a Personal Retail Equality Tax by Christopher L. Heuertz[1]   On a recent trip to South India, I had lunch with some old friends. I've actually kn...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 16:12:00 GMT

some thoughts on community...

hey peeps, thanks for those of you who've sent notes re: my Christian Vision Project piece in the recent issue of Christianity Today...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:offi...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:07:00 GMT

some thoughts on evangelicals...

check this out and leave some comments if you think of something smart to post ;) http://www.theotherjournal.com/article.php?id=209
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 13:31:00 GMT

Here's a little thought for Thanksgiving... (by the way, wrote this about 14 months ago)

Crazy Talk or Something Like It (On Empire, Neo-Imperialism, and Oil) On a recent trip to Singapore, Phileena and I took some friends to see a movie. It was the Orlando Bloom film, Kingdom of Heav...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 14:05:00 GMT

The Currency of the Empire

My Buddy Andy Au got some sort of crazy insider tip on what the new currency of the empire will look like.  If you want to get the sneak-peak check this out:  http://www.au-purdum.com/banque...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:21:00 GMT

Hello Kitty and Che Guevara

  On our last visit to Singapore I wanted to get myself a Hello Kitty cell phone charm, but the Peanut (a.k.a. Fareen, my sweet and loving wife), talked me out of it.  She was concerned it m...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:42:00 GMT

Sneak-Peak @ the September Prayer Letter

Dear Friends,   Phileena and I have been so moved and touched by all of your letters, e-mails, and love poured out on us this year.  Thank you for standing with us in our efforts to serve th...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:42:00 GMT

The Hard Re-Set

Okay, I SLACK (I'm not sure I make slack'n look good, but I am great at it).  A long time ago I actually started a blog that turned into a virtual "blogdom" (what's left of it can be found at:&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:48:00 GMT