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About Me

I clap the intro to "Friends". I emphasize excitement by adding "a-rama" at the end of adjectives. I'm allergic to cats. I don't use a flat sheet on my bed, it confines my feet. Polka dot pumps and leg-warmers. I like to pop pimples. I like cakes shaped like peepees. Watching people clean relaxes me. I could recognize the employees of Gordon Biersch in Pasadena by their asses. I crave hot sauce. I heart 80's music & movies. Drugs are bad. "Sweet Dreams" by the Eurythmics was the first song I remember. Making-out is my ultimate fave. I love chiuauas. I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm mildly lactose intolerant. I hate camping. Pink has been my fave color since birth. I'm sassy. People tend to call me "Miss Leia" and "Doll" without prompting. People who don't drink make me uncomfortable. I thought it was hott when Ricky Schroder wore the plastic bracelets back in the "Silver Spoons" daze. I've been heartbroken. I like the sound of broken glass. I recycle. I pout. I don't own plaid. I'm fiesty. I believe in good lighting. I'm on an eternal mission to find photo booths. I look terrible in orange. I wish my life had a soundtrack. Keanu Reeves never sounds intelligent. My fave car is a '65 Mustang Convertible. I hiccup often. I belch loudly. (Spicy) Bloody Marys on Sunday. Taco Bell is the best hang-over food. I think my reduction in vocabulary is liquor related. Everything is funnier with the word "fuck" in it. "A lot" is 2 words. I worry. All I learned in trig class was to pop my gum. Inflation is a charade. I hate working for The Man. Plastic surgery is good. I'm not perfect. The V-cut is yummy. Mono and narcalepsy are great diseases. I'm afraid to blow up balloons. I want to live in the clouds, nice view and they always travel. I pick my cuticles. I'm sarcastic. I wish everything were satisfaction guranteed. Tiana thinks I saved her life. I think I may have, too.
"A woman is destined to have her heart broken if she hands it to someone too weak, too careless, or too distracted..." --Dulini

My Interests

...photo booths...

"Anyone on stage or behind a bar is 50% better looking."

It's like a liquid hug... "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic."-Andy Warhol

"The artist is not there to be at one with the world, he is there to transform it."-Anais Nin "If a diamond has flaws, it still sparkles."-Princess Leia

"I'll always accept good advice, as long as it doesn't interfere with my original plans."-Princess Leia

I'd like to meet:

People who like to go to rock shows, art openings, dance indie, billy bars, and the beach. A friend for each function...and if you like all of them, we should make-out. "[Hollywood is] a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."-Marilyn Monroe "...And when I shall die, take him and cut him out into little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun..."--William Shakespeare

Music:

Indie/elctro/rock...I can't get enough...plus... 8mm Overdose Pepper Bedroom Scene, "Met a girl" video starring Kiana aka Tombflower "Pass the Courvoisier" by Busta Rhymes feat. Pharrell starring Maria Celeste... Chico DeBarge feat. Joe "Listen To Your Man" starring Maria Celeste...

Movies:

"I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and everything seemed so shitty. And he'd say, 'that's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too.' That's the way Romance is. Usually that's the way it goes, but every once in a while..... it goes the other way too."-from True Romance
"I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful."-Marilyn Monroe "Money, you're so money and you don't even know it." "You're crazy.""You're beautiful." "There's fucking a lot of lobsters." "Face it. You're a neomaxizoondweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't making yourself a better citizen?" I love it when Goldie cleans. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." "The girl is and will always be nada." "You changed my life. You changed my life I've only known you 4 days." "How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd." "I thought I say nothing, he would get bored. Go away. No. Instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me." "I have Independent Study with her. I see her looking at me. It's kinda cool how she's always looking at me." "Shotgun!" Gotta love the coin-op horsey ride! "Remember those 4 amazing hours we spent in the hot tub? This is so much better than that!" "Row-ads..." Why can't I say that? It's "roads". "Even though the neighborhood thinks I'm trashy and no good. I suppose it could be true, but there are worse things I could do." "Can I keep you?" It's my birthday and you can't come. Don't drink the jar of tears! Eww. "No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."

Television:

Be the best at all that you do...

Books:

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." -- William Shakespeare

Heroes:

I LOVE YOU & MISS YOU MY S

I'm huge in Europe...

My Blog

Ounce of integrity...

So... I had a date last night. All and all, it went well and I think I made a new friend. At least, that's all the information I'd tell you folks. My girlfriends get more meat on the subject; details...
Posted by Princess Leia on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST

Disturbing the peace...

So... After attending a gathering at the Bigfoot Lodge, I came home and popped on my new Netflix and fell asleep to it. At 4am, I woke up in a gasp of the sound of metal on wood banging at my door. I...
Posted by Princess Leia on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

Disturbing the peace...

Lovelife update...

Here's the situation: I was with Ivan on Saturday night till Sunday afternoon, the first time in 3 months since he ended things. It was like "old times", right back where we left off. I was my regular...
Posted by Princess Leia on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST

Bang, bang...

So...I heard my first gun shots tonight in my posh Hollywood neighborhood. I had been watching Baz Lurhmann's "Romeo & Juliet", and wasn't sure where it was coming from. I pushed mute. I've ...
Posted by Princess Leia on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

Grammar Nazi...

Grammar Nazi. 10 flagrant grammar mistakes that make you look stupidBy Jody GilbertThese days, we tend to communicate via the keyboard as much as we do verbally. Often, we're in a hurry, quickly dash...
Posted by Princess Leia on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST

The best license plate cover ever...

It said, "If you going to be on my ass...you better pull my hair." God bless America....
Posted by Princess Leia on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

A note on a rose...

So... Today at work, I rummaged through the laid-off'ed peoples' desks. I found a note from one eight hundred flowers reading, " ACCORDING TO GREEK MYTHOLOGY, ROSES WERE CREATED FROM THE TEARS OF APHR...
Posted by Princess Leia on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:40:00 PST

This is super immature, but what the heck...

This is really fucking immature of me, but dammit, it makes me feel better. It's this or drinking heavily and I can't be that drunk at work. http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=d53b1d6cc31b3a063fbbcb2G. ..
Posted by Princess Leia on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST

When you've been dumped....

Sometimes you can't verbalize your feelings. I'll let Bjork speak for me: PLAY DEADdarling stop confusing mewith your wishful thinkinghopeful embracesdon't you understand?i have to go through thisi be...
Posted by Princess Leia on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:26:00 PST