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Zarty B.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Alex. I'm a writer/film maker I love movies. I know a lot about a lot of movies.end of line. Oh yeah, here's something my frinds and I made- I play the character Nun the Wiser.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Saint Germain, Spring Heeled Jack, Alan Smithee, Poor Richard (the one with the almanac), Doc Savage, Derek Flint, Buckaroo Banzai, and The ShadowOpen minded people with similar intrests and enjoy sharing ideas.

My Blog

Yardstick for Lunatics #4

Alright...it's time to throw down. Here's my reasoning behind my claim that...WERNER HERZOG IS MORE BADASS THAN CHUCK NORRIS!We've all heard those so called "Chuck Norris Facts" and some of them are v...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:50:00 GMT

Yardstick for Lunatics #3

Here's a little ditty I like to call..."Yes, Sir. I've watched your film and I respectfully disagree with the rating""The Fall" is "rated R for some violent images". The only scenes I can think of tha...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:48:00 GMT

Zarty B. family -1, then +1 (the blog)

I had the misfortune of finding my uncle Jim's body a week and a half ago at my mother's house, where I'm currently staying. He was 49. Jim was one of the nicest, most generous people I knew. I have f...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 11:34:00 GMT

Back at the homestead...

Well... I'm back in Tucson. Staying with mom. Unpacking again. Man, does that drive suck! But, I'm more focused. Looking to turn what were once obstacles into an amusement park. I'm going to be the b...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 18:14:00 GMT

What up, my peeps?!?! I should be asleep right now!!!!

Well, I finally decided to grace the internet with an actual photo of myself. I decided this at the same time that I decided to add a photo of my (soon to be) son, Vincent Alexander Miller. He’s...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:55:00 GMT

So I can grab my friends, and I can grab my balls, but I can’t grab my friend’s balls? Why not?

Why whould I want to throw caution to the wind? Because caution is a brick and the wind done me wrong. The wind deserves my wrath and a beat down by a sad clown. Frozen, with broken fingers, I ma...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Well, now what?

Well, now I'm in LA.  Reseda, to be exact.  And my hopes for landing some PA or Extra work has been thwarted by the writer's strike.  At least I can work on MY writing.  But r...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:56:00 GMT

Star Wars, movie road trip, and the best dogfood bag I ever opened!

Star Wars has made such an impact on the world at large, it's sometimes difficult to even talk about it. What will you focus on. What will you leave out. It's not possible to discuss the whole of Star...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Kurt Vonnegut has left the building.

Wednesday, April 11th 2007, Kurt Vonnegut became unstuck in time. He was one of the greatest American writers of all time and his genius, his influence will not be forgotten. Kurt Vonnegut will be sor...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:42:00 GMT

The True Story Behind The Ballad of Alejandro!!!

Once upon a time Zarty B and Andy T (Andrew Starry) were roomates.  These two had many adventures both together and individualy.  Some of these anecdotes had the power to make a person shit ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:56:00 GMT