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G Wood

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About Me


I am Greg Wodesky. Some people call me Gwood... some don't. Call me what ever I'll pretty much go with it. I'm 18 and I finally graduated from OCHS. I can't wait for college next year... Rowan University baby, 2011... after the soon to be best summer of my life. When I'm not in school I'm usually with my friends either skateboarding, bullshitting, or at the occasional party. I wear hats. Basically I live by wasting away in margaritaville and liking pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I laugh a lot and like to make people laugh though it doesn't work usually. I like moonlit strolls on the beach, romantic dinners in candle light, glassblowing, 4 wheeling, deep-sea diving, frog legs, bungee-jumping, the color indigo, sitting in pools until you prune, talking to strangers, listening to the ocean in a shell, planting flower gardens, roadtrips that last for days, spinning, pointing at people with red hair, tailgating in supermarket parking lots, "That ain't bullshit", swinging for the fences, finding the end of a rainbow so I can recieve a pot of gold, street fighting, tae bo, abandoned buildings, singing in the rain, mud-wrestling, rancid smells, sugar highs, races with no end, war, holding my breath, cowboys and indians, rolphing, staring at the stars with a beautiful woman, dance parties, people who speak canadian, driving lost, random conversations, failure, jousting, taking turns at 50 mph or more, cold showers, the 10 commandments, chinese water torture, waking to the sound of birds, opening jars, playing monopoly for 24 hours straight, rocking around the christmas tree, jumping in people's graves, calling shotgun or SHOGUN as we call it, spanish attacks, border jumping, diving in the shallow end, driving through leaf piles, nursery rhymes, drinking away your sorrows, horse and buggies, taking things into consideration, disrespecting authority, using your imagination, checkmate, streaking in the snow, tackling mailboxes, swinging on flag poles, Jake, untying people's shoes, echos, milk and cookies, cup holders, duck duck goose, running of the bulls, rediculously bad music, last place, manifest destiny, waking up to find that you have pasted out outside, urban kayaking, hallucinating, counting to 57, PEopLe Wh0 tYpe Lyke dIs, Dr. Suess, Mexican jumping beans, insane dreams, battling aliens, losing your voice, knome collecting, releasing tigers into schools, hanging out at McDonalds at 2:30 AM, trying to work off no sleep, sleeping in your car, seclusion, straight jackets, blowing up AXE cans, off-shore fishing, letting my shoulder lean, playing air guitar, ruining a moment, faking deaths, book burnings, staying up for more than 48 hours straight, gang violence, affirmative action, misspelled words, ignorance, putting your tounge on a flag pole, saying a little prayer for you, making love at midnight, putting lime in the coconut and shaking them all up, staring at the clock, voo doo, outcasts, any song that makes you wanna twist and shout, get up and boogey, get down and dirty or just flat out moves you, wheeling and dealing, getting off scott-free, hypnosis, opening other peoples presents, spitting while you talk, unhappy endings, high-speed car chases, when the odds are against me, slacking, being the only one laughing, parties that don't stop until 8 in the morning, beach umbrellas, crazy eights, skating on thin ice, sobriety tests, staying out of the loop, killing in the name of, freeze tag, the underground, broken promises, when the shit hits the fan, waking up after a nap thinking you slept all night, partying like its 1999, sneaky juice pong, catching toads, the jeff caldwell clause, watching ally mcbeal season one and sex in the city season six, anyone who speaks ebonics, being in 2 places at once, bearded ladies, bum fights, pointing fingers, and people who lock their keys in their car more than 10 times in 6 months. I'm also pretty much pro at everything but dont show it because I don't want anyone to feel bad. If you took the time to read this, you have a lot of time on your hands. Although i did take the time to write it so I'm as big of a loser as you. Ha... Yeah the screen name is BreakDanc1nChckn. Get at me. I promise it'll be a good time.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Pinichole of Death all day...

My Interests

I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.

I'd like to meet:

Urban legends, anyone with special abilities, superheros, big foot, harry houdini, a viking (not the footbal kind), anyone who thinks New Jersey is a shit hole, a rabbi, the largest person on earth, the smallest person on earth, an inbred, Shakespear, Dr. Phil, The Blue Man Group, a mime, Smokey the Bear, Scruff McGruff, Mother Nature, Al Sharpton, Mitch Ferrence Master of Air Guitar, Jimmy Buffett and of course you.
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Music:

everything except for country

Movies:

Almost anything...

Television:

24, simpsons, family guy, chappelle's show...

Books:

one flew over the cuckoos nest

Heroes:

Slober Bob