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Jen

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About Me

I'm honest & easy-going...& prolly the whitest woman ever! I don't like drama, I'm very down-to-earth, & a little bit of a freak...wadda ya do!? My mind is usually in the gutter, I like to have fun, and I have a great sense of humor...a little sick and demented at times, but great.Most days, I get along with just about everyone...that I don't offend!
.......... I LOVE spring & fall, thunderstorms, wolves, Indians, & fantasy stuff, such as:Dragons, Fairies, Elves... (movies like Lord of the Rings, Willow, Harry Potter & games like Magic, World of Warcraft & Everquest)The way I see it, life is hard to deal with in reality ALL of the time. I like to get lost in something far from existence as often as needed. Oh, & I'm a big fan of the dot-dot-dot... :)
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... eternal

My Interests

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I love to hang out with my kids-they are hilarious, Ivan has filled my life with so much love and laughter that I just can't get enough! I luv to watch movies, listen to music, throw some darts, browse around on the internet, play video games, & one of my ABSOLUT favs...to go out with friends/have a FEW drinks (lol), ya know... your dragon self (stunning pics and detailed results)
You Are A Black Dragon,you live in recluded mountains or marshes, occasionnaly in deeps forests. You are very smart, and you rather use your brains before attacking. You rarely speak to humans, but when you do, you speak perfectly any language. You are very good at occult arts and often use magic. You would rather have nothing to do with humans, but will be of great help if you do. You are very fierce about the violation of you territory. Unfortunatly, you are quite unstable, maybe chaotic. You can spite acid.stone: onyxquote: "What a splendid head, yet no brain. " from Aesop you control: darkness

I'd like to meet:

.. Marshall Mathers (Eminem),David Draiman (Disturbed), Aaron Lewis (Staind),Viggo Mortensen, Luke Wilson (he's just hilarious & quite hot in The Family Stone!), Bruce Willis, Tom Hanks (1 of the best actors EVER)Dane Cook (Fucking hilarious &...WoW!;P )
Johnny Depp (just straight-up hot...savvy?), Orlando Bloom (Elf, Trojan, Pirate...whatever, he's awesome)
Joaquin Phoenix, Josh Lucas, Ryan Gosling, John Cusack, Alanis Morrisette (I think she'd be just crazy fun!), Maynard Keenan (Tool...he's just a freak...luv it!)these just to name a few...

Music:

.. Disturbed, Staind, Metallica, Godsmack, Eminem, Linkin Park, 3 Doors Down, Seether, Evanescence, Beastie Boys, Cranberries, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Nonpoint, Stone Sour, 30 Seconds to Mars, Hinder, Fuel, Kid Rock, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, so many bands...I LUV LUV LUV music, so I could go on for days!I also like classical or instrumental stuff, usually soundtracks, like Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Phantom of the Opera, and Titanic. I was a band geek in high school and loved every minute of it...I miss the "connection" you feel with the music you play and love.

Movies:

.. Ok, I love movies...just to warn you, this is gonna be a little long. I love to quote them and can't really help it at this point. Random segments just pop into my head and fly out my mouth...hilarious. Here goes:Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings,Harry Potter, Willow, Eragon,Employee of the Month,Dane Cook's A Vicious Circle, Chronicles of Narnia, Wedding Crashers, The Illusionist, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, The Lost Boys, Crash, Armageddon, Elf,Pirates of the Caribean (1&2), The Family Stone, National Treasure, Empire Records, Notebook, The Princess Bride,Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Happy Gilmore, A Time to Kill, Ladder 49, Sweet Home Alabama,Talladega Nights: Legend of Ricky Bobby, Liar Liar, Once Bitten, Ace Ventura: Pet DetectiveBruce Almighty, The Mask, Tommy Boy, Wierd Science
Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Old School,Goonies, Empire Records, Let's Go to Prison...

Television:

..Sex and the City, Scrubs, Frasier, Desperate Housewives, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Drew Carey Show, Seinfeld, Golden Girls, Three's Company

Books:

.. I don't read much (I prefer movies lol), but I do love J.R.R. Tolkein. I've read more elvish language than his actual books though...
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Heroes:

.. If I were a SUPERhero, who would I be...Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Superman 80% Robin 77% Green Lantern 75% Supergirl 72% Iron Man 70% Wonder Woman 62% The Flash 60% Catwoman 50% Batman 45% Hulk 45% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
My family...my parents are the best and my sisters are more like friends that I'll never lose touch with! What more could I ask for! I honestly don't know what I'd do without them. I also admire people that were raised in the worst conditions and still find a way to become good people. People that change the pattern, work through the bullshit and the programmed behavior, for the good of themselves and those around them. Life is hard...harder for some. It's hard to change something that you've seen/done all your life. Those people that can and refuse to sit back and take it; they are true heroes...

My Blog

Excess Baggage

"Well I know the words, but I can't really speak them...to you.And I hide all the pain that I've gained with my wisdom...from you.And I'm eaten alive...by what I hold inside. All the things that ...
Posted by Jen on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:59:00 PST

Headline: The Making of an Ass

My sister, Kel, emailed this joke to me and I thought it was hilarious...had to share! The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:09:00 PST