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About Me

"Life is so incredible. So cruel and so paradoxical. So unpredictable and sometimes so fair."

"If you say it is. Should I stay or should I go?"

"Go before I lose control and forget that I'm a marvelous lady."

My Interests

i'm pro-cute and I VOTE.

I'd like to meet:

"What we do is war!" Jean Louis insisted during practice, and I passed that off as him just being French and dramatic and paranoid. But in a way, isn't he right? We are waging war on perceptions of reality, with our physical Socratic Method. We are losing money, health, safety - all that to give the gift of confusion to thirty or forty people a night. In confusion, all the pieces of what you think are scattered, and you might put them back together in a new way. In fact, I'm like Mother Teresa! Except I'm naked and hitting people with a broom. And I pee in the litter box.

Music:

Movies:

i can overlook any flaw as long as i can believe the filmmaker was in love when they shot it

Television:

less and less unless i'm sitting and then more and more

Books:

be my panther

Heroes:

i have talked shit to both alice cooper and iggy pop. iggy spit at me, and alice cooper grumbled. i am my own hero.

My Blog

this is an excerpt from my upcoming book

let's get so high that we get really paranoid and then we'll turn onall the flashlights in the houseand turn off the lights and i'llget some cheez-its and you get somejawbreakers and we'll startthrowi...
Posted by . on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:29:00 PST

never let me down again

i'm lonely, sometimes, andthere's no code for it. so let'stalk about disco, and Orny Adams, and moral outrage.nothing is the same. if wepay a thirty five dollar flatfree to pierce our eyeb...
Posted by . on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

i feel like a mouse except not really that cute

3 people stood me up in the past 3 days and i'm going to start crossing some friends off my list.no heart - dave
Posted by . on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:17:00 PST

flowers the ocean and food

"no no no no" the window shouts,shouts "it is melting! it's only gottenworse," and will you be the strongone in a suit? holding hands withcolumns for fingers? ...
Posted by . on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:20:00 PST

more I than no

i've never taken a walk literally around the block, so i did today - all 432 steps with my head and gut acting as the giddy children of my body's tired parent. my wrung mind drips and sizzles fr...
Posted by . on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

That stomach over the horizon will chew you up and spit you out

"an advertisement is a threat, yelled violently directly in the face of the audience" bonnie says in that voice she saves for sounding smart at dinner parties where children dress in their parent's cl...
Posted by . on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:12:00 PST

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...i have problems. i don't think i can solve them on my own. i don't think i'm capable of asking for help. i don't want children, but i want someone who will love me so much that th...
Posted by . on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:32:00 PST

get yr tragedy out of my disco

your heart is a hearse, and i'll lie acrossit, with a pina colada and a bucket ofsoup. ...
Posted by . on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:36:00 PST

hey! instrument of death! sing to me once again...

starting to think my over-active imagination may be another avoidance technique.on that note, i have a new fake girlfriend who may or may not be from another planet.heart - dave
Posted by . on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:16:00 PST

in case you were confused, or didn't know...

just because i'm nice doesn't mean you have to be mean. this isn't an electricity thing, i can be nice and you can be aloof or indifferent and that will be fine. you can be whatever you wa...
Posted by . on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:04:00 PST