Michael

Howdy. names Michael, and I didn't vote for him. I cuss like a Sailor, I'm a diehard METS fan, even if they tank the season have the worse GM in baseball and no clutch or heart. and i'll stop there. thats my team period. I'm 22 and I can't feel my face. I bust my ass at Food Lion for shitty pay, but most of the people there are pretty dank. so it is what it is. I drive like life is Gran Turismo, fuck racing people, race the road. I'm obsessed with a 04' Sti blue mica. thats my goal. ain't nothing in this world gonna stop me from getting one. I wanna go on Ninja Warrior. If i could see one thing in this world it would to see Johan Santana pitch a no hitter in a Mets Jersey. say, like 20 k's, just killin' em. that would be unbelievable. I'm probably one of the most honest people you will ever meet. But in poker, its another story, I'll be bullshittin' you all day. I hate liars, bullshitters, Hippocrates, and people who try and make you feel sorry for them, sounds terrible, but dude. there's someone that has it worse then you dude. and lazy people. go get a job. I'm always listening to music, Sublime, to Lil Wayne to Bad Company lol. I probably could win that old tv show "name that tune" I'm gonna win the Goddamn Mega Millions. watch. Move to Italy, watch Milan play, eat Lasagna with a Lambo, thats gotta be Lakers color yellow. that's my "American Dream". If I could smoke a blunt and play Madden with anyone in this world it would be Ed Reed that be the shit. cuz that dude is the funniest mother fucker if you have ever met him.
Two thirds of this planet is covered by water...The other one third...
...Ed mothafuckin Reed.
"12 horses in the hood sitting on horseshoes"-Wayne