TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: The Yok-Meister 
Birthday: 17th Sep 1981 
Birthplace: within the sound of the bow bells. Cock-a-neeeee 
Current Location: at my desk  
Eye Color: Brown/Green 
Hair Color: Dark Brown 
Height: 5'6 or 166cm 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty 
Your Heritage: Mixed up 
The Shoes You Wore Today: none 
Your Weakness: my biceps 
Your Fears: my tits shrinking! 
Your Perfect Pizza: anything - just no sweetcorn or pineapple!  
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Going out and not wanting to vom the next day 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ha ha 
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh shit - I've got a stiffie!  
Your Best Physical Feature: my stiffie 
Your Bedtime: when Julien gets home from work 
Your Most Missed Memory: When things didn't matter and everything was fun 
Pepsi or Coke: Coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke 
McDonalds or Burger King: BK all the way (total Motorway treat)  
Single or Group Dates: Swinging parties - and gimp shit 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton I suppose (never tried either)  
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla all the way  
Cappuccino or Coffee: blergh! get the fuck away with that brown shit!  
Do you Smoke: not any more! yahoo!  
Do you Swear: fuck you you pissing cunting cock-bag - NO 
Do you Sing: La la la la la la la la la laaaaaa 
Do you Shower Daily: yep - do a bit of singing and swearing at the same time 
Have you Been in Love: since 5th March 2004 
Do you want to go to College: yeah take me back - but this time no exams 
Do you want to get Married: yeah um sort of errrr. 
Do you belive in yourself: (pinch myself) owch - That's a yes 
Do you get Motion Sickness: 
Do you think you are Attractive: Fit as fuck!  
Are you a Health Freak: naaa  
Do you get along with your Parents: Sue and Dad are the BEST!  
Do you like Thunderstorms: nah - scare me shitless 
Do you play an Instrument: Glockenspiel 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yesterday 
In the past month have you Smoked: nah! woo hoo!  
In the past month have you been on Drugs: 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no - maybe if I had some more mooolah 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: everyday if I could 
In the past month have you been on Stage: What kind of questions are these? NO 
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah - he ditched me for an short italian plumber called MARIO 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope - far too cold 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: kisses (har de har har)  
Ever been Drunk: (see above)  
Ever been called a Tease: of the prick variety?  
Ever been Beaten up: only by my older brother  
Ever Shoplifted: well do sweets count?  
How do you want to Die: don't want to 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: grown up 
What country would you most like to Visit: hmm - too many to choose from 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: Julien's eyes 
Favourite Hair Color: Julien's hair 
Short or Long Hair: Julien's length 
Height: Julien's height 
Weight: Julien's weight 
Best Clothing Style: Julien's (?!!)  
Number of CDs I own: not enough 
Number of Piercings: ears 
Number of Tattoos: none 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hundreds and none 
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