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Hey.
1. I'm Kaitlyn, call me whatever you want
2. I don't beleive in god.
3. I'm open minded
4. I love Green Day
5. I'm goth. Deal with it.
6. Trip: you're my fucking hero
7. I'm not like everybody else.
8. I'm a twin.
9. I don't change for anyone
10. I can code.
11. I will not whore you
12. "Oh you're so cutee!" fuck you, I'm married.
13. I do not give a flying fuck about what you think about me; I'm not trying to impress you or anyone else.
14. Your opinion does not matter to me.
15. If you think you're better than me, you're probably right, no one cares if you're dead or alive so go fuck yourself.
16. I stay up late and wake up early.
17. I contradict everyones beleifs.
18. I only care about one person, and one person only.
19. I take long walks in the rain
20. I don't beleive in god. Fuck him.
21. I'm an anarchist.
22. Fuck school, fuck religion, and fuck the government. -Tofu
23. I have a hard time trusting people, as well in beleiving people. I only trust and beleive two people: Tofu and Trip.
24. Surprisingly, I can cook.
25. I hate many people
26. My birthday is November 22, every year.
27. I wear Tripp pants
28. If you have a problem with me, just block me- it's that simple.
29. I don't care what people think about me
30. I smoke, chain smoker.
31. I drink.
32. Juggalette.
33. If you don't like it you can fuck off.
34. I'm married to the most wonderful guy ever, i have no intrest in dating or seeing you.
35. Tofu, you're my everything. I'd die if I lost you.
36. I do not take shit from anyone.
Shoutout:
you mean the whole world to me baby. I'll never loose you. Forever and always, I promise
I'm on AIM, Hotmail, Gtalk all the time. If you just need to reach me at anytime-
.. [email protected]
Hotmail/MSN: [email protected]
Gtalk: [email protected]
Or just send me mail here, via Myspace. Or a comment. I dont care what you ask me.
Things to accomplish before I die
-Find a guy that loves me
-Get 1k+ friends
-Have an intelligent conversation
-Get a pet cow
-Live until my 10th High School reunion
-Get married
-Have kids
-Die happy
-Start a random mosh pit in the middle of a Restaurant
-Go zorbing
-Go to Sun City, South Africa to go on the zip line thing
Random things about me
-My favoriate colors are red, green, and black
-I love drawing
-Tofu means the whole world to me
-I love children, and not in the Michael Jackson kind of way.
-I love Mountain Dew
-I hate feet
-I'm goth
-I'm married to the most wonderful guy ever
-I wear Tripp pants
-My favoriate day is Friday the 13th
-I contradict everyones beleifs
-God is just a myth your parents told you to get to sleep at night
-I love piercings and tattoos
-I have 10 piercings.
-I HATE the word "Discombobulated"
-I hate reality TV
-I get jealous really easily...
-I get insecure sometimes
-I wear a red bandada but I'm not a blood.
-I have a social life
-I tend to judge people even if I don't know them, and most of the time, I'm right.
-I have only one friend: Trip.
-I can be random at times.
-Contrary to your beleifs, I will not leave Tofu for you. He can do so many better things than you can fucker.
-For all you fucks that think that Tofu isn't good enough for me, fuck you, he is. He's what i've been looking for and I'm extremly happy with him. I don't give a fuck about what you think about him or me, the past is the past and you can't do anything to change that. So fuck you, I'm not leaving him.
things to do before I die
1.Get an iPod Nano
2.Live my life to its fullest
3.Get a great guy that loves me for who I am
4.Pass all my classes
5.Graduate
6.Get my knee worked on
7.Have an intelligent conversation with my peers
8.Get merried
9.Earn familys respect
10.Learn about my ancestors
11.Get a little white doggie
12.Make a new years resoloution and stick with it
13.Make people know that im not stupid, I just act it.
14.Have 1000+ friends
15.Have a wagon
yah theres more but i dunno them.
You dont need nobody you'd rather be alone
So Jimmy gets high tonightEverywhere I go, everyone I meet, every time I try to fall in love, they all want to all know why am I so broken? Why am I so cold? Why i'm so hard to decide? Why am I scared? What am I afraid of? I dont even know. This storys never had an end. I've been waiting, i've been searcing, i've been hoping, and i've been dreaming that you would come back. But I know the ending of this story: you're never comming back.