FUNNY ASS HELL!!!Man... Im Mad As Shit Cause My Fuckin Favorite Rapper Is Droppin His 12th Solo Album "American Gangster" Nov. 6th And I Will Be In Basic Trainin... Yea, Im Talkin About PRESIDENT CARTER a.k.a. The Best Rapper Alive Jay-Z, S. Carter, Hova, Jigga Man... U Get The Idea! THE G.O.A.T.Greatest Of All Time!!!
The Best Myspace Survey EVER!
The Basics
Name: Joseph Rashad Davis
Age: 18 Nigga
Bday: November 26, 1988... Im A 80s Baby
Height: 5"10.5
Weight: 165 lbs. Of Muscle
Nicknames: Damn I Got A Lot... J-T, Joe, Joe Man, Flo Joe, J.D., Joey, Jay, Joe Budden...lol, HOVA (#1 Jay-Z Fan), Trademark Jr., and Plat or Platinum... Deres More But, Fuck It!
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Luv it?!: Yea I Guess...Lol
Eye Color: Light Brown
Luv it?!: People Love It For Me...Lol
Any Pets? Name em.: Naw, But I Miss My Sisters Poodle In New York (Nu-Nu a.k.a. Noodles)
Hometown: FayettevilleFayetteNAM...That 9-Dime All Day!
Where Were you born?: Cape Fear Medical Hospital
Are you awesome?: Are U Smokin? What Kind Of Fuckin Question Is That...Lol
Favorites
Color: Red All Day Baby!
Place to Hang-out: My Crib... Everybody's Always Over Here!
Place: FLORIDA!
Girls: My Mom, My Sister Georgette, And My Bay Shakedra Verleece Smith...Soon To Be Davis...Lol
Girl Name: Royleen Moye Davis...R.I.P. Mom
Boy Name: Um... Joe.
Store: Buckle... Then Zumies... I Rock White People Clothes All Day!
Movie: SUPERBAD
Tv Show: Suvivorman On The Discovery Chanel
Holiday: My Birthday
Song: ANY JAY-Z TRACK
Band: JAY-Z
Singer: Beyonce
Kind of Music: Rap/Hip Hop, R&B, Pop, And Some Rock... Yea, I Listen To It!
Book: Nobody Wrote A Book About Me Yet, So I Dont Have A Favorite Book
Saying: "That Shit Go Hard"
Food: PB&J EVERY FUCKIN DAY!
Soda: Pepsi...Cause It Was Made In The Carolinas
Drink: Water
Tea: Nestea
Cpu Brand: INTEL
Day Of the Week: Friday
Month: November
Number: 26
Clothes Brand: Ed Hardy, Artful Dodger, Stash House, Kanji, True Religion And DC
Cereal: Frosted Flakes And Pour Some Syrup On It!
Resturant: "Red Robbin" Goes Hard
Fast Food Resturant: It Used To Be McDonalds But Now Its Buger King
Disney Channel Movie: Ima Grown Man... What The Fuck Do I Look Like Answerin That Question... Naw, Let Me Stop... Cheetah Girls...LMAO
Your Top 8
1.: My Baby Kedra
2.: My Sister Georgette
3.: My Brother Tim
4.: My Brother Earl
5.: My Brother Eric
6.: My Sister Shanee
7.: My Home Boy Greg
8.: My Cuzzo Victoria
How did u meet 8?: I Met Her In Philadelphia When I Went To Visit Fam
Do u have fun with 3?: Yea... I Miss My Bro Too... He Lives In VA
Do u tell 2 all your secerts?: Oh, Hell Yea! 2 And 1 Know All Of My Secrets!
How long have you known 1: Since July 25, 2007
Had 6 ever made u cry?: Hell Naw
Would 5 nd 8 make a cute couple?: LMFAO... I Dont Think Cuzzins Make Good Couples!
Does 4 ever got on ur nerves?: Yea, Askin Too Many Questions
Are you related to any of them?: Yea, 6 Of Them
Do you go to school with number one?: Naw
How about number 6?: I Used To
What does 3 call u
Do you secertly hate 7?: Naw, Thats My Nigga
Do you love everyone on your top 8?: Yea...No Homo To The Dudes...Lol
Your Perfect Partner
Color Eyes: Doesnt Matter
Color Hair: Long And Straight!
Any piercings?: Yea, But No Tongue Rings
Any tatoos?: Doesnt Matter
Romantic?: Yep
Drunkard?: Naw
Has Money?: Doesnt Matter... Cause I Will!
Sweet?: Yep
Poetic?: Doesnt Matter
What will be his/her talents: BED... Enough Said
Does She Have To Have Ass?: Naw, Im More Into Tits, But Thats Not Important Either
What would be her style: Fly As Fuck... Cause I Am
How will she introduce u to her friends: I Dont Care How
Will she hold ur hands in public/around his friends: Yea, Cause I Know Ima Be Holdin Her's... And Im Talkin Bout You Kedra
Shy or Outgoing: Outgoing
BzoinkMy Last Couple Of Moves B4 I Get Stationed In Cali. (N.C. to Illinois Illinois to V.A. V.A. to N.C. and N.C. to Cali.)