TOMOS KINSEY profile picture

TOMOS KINSEY

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

United kingdom, BOLLOCKS, whats all that about? cant even select that im from England. the cheek of it, any way im tomos, i live in Manchester, i like to go fishing about 2 times a week for cock, i need my fix of fishing, im actually a perverted fishOfiliac, who has a secret fetish for fish. only joking, i like going out with my mates and getting pissed up, which is always interesting, i've been arrested, been beaten up by two w@ankers, always a laugh, got to stop drinking so much when i there.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: tomos
Birthday: december
Birthplace: K-ardiff, heath hospital
Current Location: cardiff
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: celtic
The Shoes You Wore Today: k-swiss shape shifters
Your Weakness: money
Your Fears: spiders, england winning the world cup, or any thing
Your Perfect Pizza: dominator
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: catch a bass over 6lb, save up enough money to go to australia
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yeah nigga
Thoughts First Waking Up: i want to go to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my casting muscle's
Your Bedtime: whenever im tired or theres nothing to do, it could be 7pm or 7am
Your Most Missed Memory: staying in my nans caravan, with my mum, dad, nan and bam, for the whole of the 6 week holidays in the summer, going fishing every day and b-b-q's every night.
Pepsi or Coke: coca cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: i dont know
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both dirty
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocalate
Cappuccino or Coffee: bothing dirty
Do you Smoke: im a part time smoker
Do you Swear: cunt
Do you Sing: only when im on my own, cus i cant sing
Do you Shower Daily: most of the time
Have you Been in Love: dont think so...
Do you want to go to College: been 3 times droped out twice, got a distinction once
Do you want to get Married: mabey
Do you belive in yourself: i dont know who myself is
Do you get Motion Sickness: i get sea sick on a boat, which is harsh
Do you think you are Attractive: i cant figure it out
Are you a Health Freak: no, i would like to be one day
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: bass, guitar, not very well, but practice makes perfect
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ummm yeah, im no, coruse i havent, me drugs?? never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i live in wales, a mall? what is a mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: imnot a yank
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: does raw mackeral count as sushi?
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no one to dump me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but i will one day
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: mabey
Ever been Drunk: ye
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yeah, but everyone takes a beating now and then
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, as a 13 year old
How do you want to Die: catching a 1000lb marlin from my massive luxuary white boat, off the coast of australia, whilst getting a blowjob from my beautiful tanned wife, whilst listing to some good music, whilst eating a 16oz rare fillet steak. all this would just be too much for my 97 year old heart and i would have a heart attack fall in the sea wrapped in abig welsh flag and then be eaten by a big great white shark.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pilot, architect, marine biologist, i come up with all these good ideas but never do any thing about it
What country would you most like to Visit: australia
Number of Drugs I have taken: if anyone reads this, drugs are nasty, vile things, its not good for you and your fucking head, ask my poor brain! if you ever take any advice from a random person on the internet take this:- NEXT TIME SOMEONE OFFERS YOU SOME DRUGS, PILLS, SPEED, WHATEREVER IT IS, PUNCH THEM SQUARE IN THE NOSE TAKE THERE DRUGS OFF THEM AND PISS ALLOVER THEM, AND BE INSULTED THAT THIS PERSON THOUGHT U WERE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WOULD GET INVOLVED WITH THAT SHIT, DRUGS FUCK U UP, THEY MESS YOUR MATES UP, CHANGE PEOPLE, AND PUT EVERYONE ON A PARONIOA SOONER OR LATER. AND WEED IS THE BIG HEADFUCKER!?
Number of CDs I own: loads
Number of Piercings: got both my ear's piereced the other day when i was pissed, but i looked like a tit so i took them out.
Number of Tattoos: none, but i plan on getting a b-17 tattoo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: getting pissed, setting of the fire alarms at a marriott xmas party at 12am, getting the party and the whole hotel evacuated, then seeing 4 fire trucks pull up, and then nearly having a fight with my dad and telling him to fuck off, well i regret arguing with my old man and wasting the fire mens time, but apart from that it was quite funny, apart from when i woke up the morning arfter!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Seven Deadly Sins Survey

My Interests

giving myself anal sex with fish, fishing, chilling,fishing, music, getting involved, trying to play my bass. crack cocaine. and of course mayonaise.

I'd like to meet:

some sexy random men from far away places, some one to meet when i get to australia to show me some decent places to chill/get pissed/fish.What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple pipe-hittin' niggers to fuck me hard, they'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch and a dildo.
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Captain Winky What's Your Porn Star Name?

Music:

i like all sorts from proper hip hop, old 70's rock, house, drum and base, gangster rap bra, stuff like rage against the machine, OL' DIRTY BASTARD, method man, madness, queens of the stone age, irish music like the pouges and dubliners, amy wine house, crazy town, the crimea,bob dylan, damian marley,the wildharts, monster magnet,johnathan richmond, ub40, proffesor green, cypress hill, the prodigy, kyuss, d12, stevie ray vaughn, motorhead, oasis, wu tang, ozzy, foo fighters, roots manuva, afro man, marilyn manson, kid rock, pearl jam, loves a bit of bob, rhcp, fun lovin criminals, AC/DC, the white stripes, stereophonics, stiff little fingers, i love dance music but cant buy any cus i dont know who makes the tunes i like, system of a down, tenacious d, thin lizzy, blur, the clash, the doors,the clash, jimi hendrix. all sorts as long as its not emo or shite, dont mind a bit of cheesy pop in work on the radio somtimes.

Movies:

i like loads of films, broke back mountain, pulp fiction, the beach, blow, saving private ryan, city of god, mephis belle,austin powers, full metal jacket, misery, silence of the lambs, the green mile, football factory, trainspotting, war films, how high,brave heart watched the land before time the other day. and lots of dirty porn

Television:

queer as folk, the life of ginger people, the simpsons, family guy, eastenders, neighbours(cheese), band of brothers, the deadliest catch, holyoaks, hooked on fishing, total fishing with matt hayes( the cheeseyest person to ever be cheesey), go fishing. the long way round

Books:

im always reading a ww2 book, mainly about airplanes. cant handle storys, combat crew, fighter pilot,the bandy papers, the big show, band of brothers,the first and the last, das boot,the forgotten soldier, bomber boys, how to be a cunt, tail-end charlies, marching powder, trainspotting( it helps if your scottish if you want to understand this book)

Heroes:

lister from red dwarf and Father Ted from father ted, hes a comical genius, R.I.P. Father Ted I would love to fuck him.

My Blog

y

what the feck is a blog??
Posted by TOMOS KINSEY on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:54:00 PST