giving myself anal sex with fish, fishing, chilling,fishing, music, getting involved, trying to play my bass. crack cocaine. and of course mayonaise.
some sexy random men from far away places, some one to meet when i get to australia to show me some decent places to chill/get pissed/fish.What now? Well let me tell you
what now. I'm gonna call a couple
pipe-hittin' niggers to fuck me hard, they'll go to
work on homes here with a pair of
pliers and a blow torch and a dildo.
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i like all sorts from proper hip hop, old 70's rock, house, drum and base, gangster rap bra, stuff like rage against the machine, OL' DIRTY BASTARD, method man, madness, queens of the stone age, irish music like the pouges and dubliners, amy wine house, crazy town, the crimea,bob dylan, damian marley,the wildharts, monster magnet,johnathan richmond, ub40, proffesor green, cypress hill, the prodigy, kyuss, d12, stevie ray vaughn, motorhead, oasis, wu tang, ozzy, foo fighters, roots manuva, afro man, marilyn manson, kid rock, pearl jam, loves a bit of bob, rhcp, fun lovin criminals, AC/DC, the white stripes, stereophonics, stiff little fingers, i love dance music but cant buy any cus i dont know who makes the tunes i like, system of a down, tenacious d, thin lizzy, blur, the clash, the doors,the clash, jimi hendrix. all sorts as long as its not emo or shite, dont mind a bit of cheesy pop in work on the radio somtimes.
i like loads of films, broke back mountain, pulp fiction, the beach, blow, saving private ryan, city of god, mephis belle,austin powers, full metal jacket, misery, silence of the lambs, the green mile, football factory, trainspotting, war films, how high,brave heart watched the land before time the other day. and lots of dirty porn
queer as folk, the life of ginger people, the simpsons, family guy, eastenders, neighbours(cheese), band of brothers, the deadliest catch, holyoaks, hooked on fishing, total fishing with matt hayes( the cheeseyest person to ever be cheesey), go fishing. the long way round
im always reading a ww2 book, mainly about airplanes. cant handle storys, combat crew, fighter pilot,the bandy papers, the big show, band of brothers,the first and the last, das boot,the forgotten soldier, bomber boys, how to be a cunt, tail-end charlies, marching powder, trainspotting( it helps if your scottish if you want to understand this book)
lister from red dwarf and Father Ted from father ted, hes a comical genius, R.I.P. Father Ted I would love to fuck him.