My name is Kevin Ryan Eitel. I drink water. I am near-sighted. I like "click top" pens. Family’s nice. Friends are nice, too. I go to state college. I rarely drink alcohol. I work in a hospital. I don't like community college. I often wear long sleeve t-shirts or shirts with Raglan sleeves, jeans, and, sometimes, hats. I eat frosted mini-wheats, apples, candy corn, burritos, cornbread, and white rice. I tried to learn how to ride a skateboard. Camping's fun! I miss high school. I can't sleep. Anybody for Disneyland? I play Duck Hunt. I drive a red, 1992 Ford Explorer. I only use urinals with sidewall dividers. I love “friend time.†Airplanes and ultimate fighting events are overrated. I like the beach, but I don't go enough because I have a flabby physique and raging "transparent whiteness." I collect DVDs. Remember Woolworths? I read medical books. If I could, I would go everywhere by train. I hate shaving.
