Hobo Singsong |
A song.......sung country....
My hair is bigger than your hair.
No my hair is bigger than yours.
Well my hair is bigger than your hair,
And it won a prize, at the county fair.
My mouth is perdi...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 14:12:00 GMT |
Narnian Suit |
Here we go then ......
Whilst out sauntering around the magical forest in the back of my undersink kitchen cupboard, looking for a talking faun, I came across a small house. Upon closer inspectio...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:35:00 GMT |
Knock Stock and Two Smoking Mackrels |
I'ver taken up Thai Kick Boxing. It involves sneaking into branches of Thai Rack and knocking over all their boxes of stock with your feet and then running away sharpish. This was always done after a ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:59:00 GMT |
Death on the Nile and Other Poor Jokes. |
Norman Wisdom knocked on my door today. He said ........"Mr. Grimsdale....Mr. Grimsdale" whilst stumbling around my porch smashing into ornaments whilst simulaneously being not a very good p...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:19:00 GMT |
Tanned Sausage |
We all love fine wine and a good meal, apart from tramps, who prefer things from bins and turps. But, be careful when going in to restaurants, some of them can be very misleading. Upon the occasion of...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:57:00 GMT |
An den?.........An den?..........An den?.........? |
As we all know the Chinese Burn is the accepted form of greeting or salutation throughout the world. Whether it be on the sporting field, the supermarket or the board room the Chinese Burn cuts ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 14:15:00 GMT |
Budget and Bodge It |
Dear Gordon,
Well, Mr. Brown, you've really done it now. Never in my life have been more outraged than this afternoon when you said you were going to raise Green Taxi's. As a licensed hackney carriage...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 15:42:00 GMT |
Vanilla Mears |
All right stop collaborate and listen (is it possible to collaborate without listening ?)Ice is back with my brand new invention (doesn't rhyme, idiot)Something grabs a hold of me tightly (Ice, i...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 15:34:00 GMT |
Music Construction |
A friend (and Starship) once asked can we build a city on Rock and Roll ? Well according to Kiss, 'God Gave Rock and Roll to Ya' so this would indicate a very good start. Whatever your ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 14:56:00 GMT |
Cheese the One |
A Moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips is the old adage. But I think that Cheesey Moments (manufactured by Smiths Crisps) are now no longer in production, and I have not seen many peoples thig...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 20:12:00 GMT |
