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Miss Kim [the mad hatter]

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About Me

If you're interested in memory preservation, contact me! I sell Creative Memories products and can assist you in making your albums, how to get started, what you need, and how to make your memories as special as possible.
Edited: May 29, 2008
I'm a Creative Memories consultant and an advertising major. Which is funny because one of my art teachers once told me I'm too scared to go into art.
I'm not your average twenty year old girl. I'm not extremely girly, though I have my moments. I'm intelligent and not afraid of it. I know HTML, I know how to write proper sentences, my vocabulary is a lot larger than most of my peers, and I know what's going on in the world around me. I read a lot and buy my books in large quantities, $200 at a time.
Love is a game that nobody every wins and I don't feel like playing it right now. I'm really just looking for amazing, meaningless sex with someone who's not going to get attached to me. Someone who's not afraid to be with a girl who's a little kinky and a little bigger. I'm not going to lie about who I am.
Oh, and I'm awesome.
I have a tattoo on my shoulder of a tiger. I wanted it for 9 years, ever since I found out that white tigers weren't a figment of my imagination and they are real. A white tiger is my spirit animal. Thing is, she has green eyes (mine are brown), paws as big as your face, and no claws. I am gentle, but my teeth will tear you apart if you hurt me or the ones I love.
I hate not having a final thought. I hate unfinished things.

My Interests


Photography, art, painting, music, teaching, friendship, English, language, anime, manga, psycology, green eyes, music, time, livejournal, writing, Magic: The Gathering, Starcraft, Warcraft, Cool Cool Toon, sewing, creating things,

YOU!! :P

I'd like to meet:



I want to meet people who have similar interests, but not to the point that it's boring. I'm not a constant partier, but I'm not one to just sit at home all the time.

I really just want to meet perfect people. Perfect to my specifications, not anyone else's. Perfect to me is people who know when it's time to be adults and when it's time to be kids. People who know how to act in public, and know how to act in private. People who know when to be romantic and when to act like a fool and giggle until they pass out. People who have similar interests in music, but can introduce me to something new. Perfect people are people who can change my life without changing me.

Music:


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Below Laurome, Alanis Morissette, Gretchen Wilson, Brad Paisley, The Smiths, Eminem, Seal, Terri Clark, Gary Allen, Dar Williams, Sawyer Brown, Trent Tomlinson, Jace Everett, Martina Mcbride, Alan Jackson, Emerson Drive, Brooks and Dunn, Craig Morgan, George Strait, Blake Shelton, Joe Nichols, Lonestar, Josh Gracin, Darryl Worley, Kenny Chesney, Shannon Brown, Trick Pony, Buddy Jewell, Miranda Lambert, Toby Keith, Tim McGraw, Rascall Flatts, Keith Urban, Tracy Chapman, Jessica Andrews, Trace Adkins, Blaine Larson, Montgomery Gentry, Jessi Alexander, Sugarland, Josh Turner, Jeff Bates, George Jones, Willie Nelson, Garth Brooks, Regency Buck, Train, Everclear, Tori Amos, Tonic, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Tears for Fears, Stereogram, Unwritten Law, Sarah Brightman, Sheryl Crow, Shawn Mullins, Shawn Colvin, Soft Cell, Rise Against, Nine Days, Melanie C, Modern English, Maria Mena, Mandy Moore, Melissa Etheridge, Natalie Merchant, Natalie Imbruglia, Michelle Branch, Kelly Clarkson, Jewel, Live, Maroon Five, John Mayer, Jem, Ludacris, Depeche Mode, Jason Mraz, Dido, Gorillaz, The Dandy Warhols, Deep Blue Something, Eagle Eye Cherry, Brandy, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Faithless, Counting Crows, Black Crows, The Cardigans, Dashboard Confessional, Incubus, The Click Five, Bodyrockers, Alexz Johnson, Nickleback, Vanessa Carlton, Jet, Yoko Kano, Dave Matthews Band, Blair, Coldplay, Everything But the Girl, The Killers, Lit, Lifehouse, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Fuel, Alicia Keys, Blur, Oasis, Bowling for Soup, Jet Synthetic, Bitter Green, Simon and Garfunkle, Paul Simon, Grendel, KMFDM, Mindless Self Indulgence, Critical Bill, Faderhead, And One

Movies:

Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Harry Potter, LOTR, The Cardcaptor Sakura Movie, Chronicles of Narnia, Bang Bang You're Dead, From Hell, Save the Last Dance

Television:

Madmen, Fresh Prince, Home Improvement, Charmed, Law & Order, Special Victims Unit, Without a Trace, Criminal Intent, Cowboy Bebop, CCS, Futurama, Family Guy, Good Eats!!!

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Life, the Universe, and Everything, So long, and Thanks for the Fish, Mostly Harmless, Bunicula, Speak, To the Nines, Seven Up, Hot Six, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, The Amulet of Samarkand, Harry Potter, The Giver, Twilight, Eclipse, New Moon, Faerie Wars, The Purple Emperor, The Faerie Path, The Lost Queen, The Sorcerer Queen, The Name of This Book is Secret, The Invention of Hugo Cabret, I'll read pretty much anything!!

My Blog

I like honesty...

It's just that the "complete" part isn't quite my forte...The "complete" part is brashdaringscarydisgustingconfusingsickeningquickand stupidI don't want to be stupid and scared.So I can't be completel...
Posted by Miss Kim [the mad hatter] on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:24:00 PST

Why I prefer werewolves to vampires

I know, it's hard to believe that someone would prefer werewolves to vampires. Let alone me, who surrounds herself with vampires all the time (some of you know what I'm talking about ) but alas, I do....
Posted by Miss Kim [the mad hatter] on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:54:00 PST

Why I prefer Jacob to Edward (Twilight)

Ok, this one’s even more simple than the last, and if you haven’t read the Twilight series, you won’t understand at all. And if you plan on reading the Twilight series or are reading...
Posted by Miss Kim [the mad hatter] on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:00:00 PST

Alone...

I sit in the dark, alone. Waiting for something, though I don't know what I'm waiting for. The sun shines through a window, but that doesn't make it any less dark. Dark not just to my eyes, but to my ...
Posted by Miss Kim [the mad hatter] on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:21:00 PST

Danielle, again

wow, you're just not very bright, are youStop being a dumbass. You have a CHILD, and you're talking about "beating my ass"? Don't fucking threaten me. I'm not afraid of you. If you try to start shit w...
Posted by Miss Kim [the mad hatter] on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:03:00 PST

Danielle,

Wow. Little did I know Tom's relatives were such cunts. Do you realize that was an inside joke between me and him? Because when I was sitting next to him in a restaurant I glanced over at a tiny image...
Posted by Miss Kim [the mad hatter] on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:19:00 PST

So, because I LOVE words...

A humorous aphorism attributed to E.B. White summarizes these distinctions: To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.To E...
Posted by Miss Kim [the mad hatter] on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:47:00 PST

Tonight was hilarious

Tom: "yeah, well, I have a metal rod through my tongue"Me: "It's not metal"Tom: "oh, right, it's plastic"Me: "I DON'T NEED A PLASTIC ROD THROUGH MY TONGUE TO BE COOL!!!"Tom: "That was fast"Me: "She pu...
Posted by Miss Kim [the mad hatter] on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:18:00 PST

Something that I wrote a few years back......

When I get where I'm going on the far side of the sky, the first thing that I'm gonna do is spread my wings and fly.I'm gonna land beside a lion and run my fingers through his mane. Or I might find ou...
Posted by Miss Kim [the mad hatter] on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:02:00 PST

GEORGE CARLIN’S NEW RULES FOR 2008

GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you ...
Posted by Miss Kim [the mad hatter] on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:15:00 PST