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Hannah Joanie

Zara the stresshead ding ding ding (currently doing a duet performance)

About Me

J'aime: Payday, my cousins, optimism, minesweeper, my best friend, expensive shoes, planning holidays, pineapple, sunglasses, Bentley's, karaoke, being too pissed to walk in heels and walking home barefoot, martini, spontaneity, sunshine, rainbows, all that glitters and sparkles, Amy Winehouse's voice, nights out with friends, the tent, old music, cigarettes, dancing like an idiot, coffee, singing in the shower, tidying my room.
Je n'aime pas: This week.
Graham Norton on why he didn't sleep with a Canadian jewellery designer...
"maybe I didn't want casual sex, I wanted to fall in love again. If I had known how many years that would take to happen, I'm sure I would have happily accepted a designer pearl necklace that night."
Genius.

My Interests

general stuff

I'd like to meet:

James McAvoy because he is hot, Angelina Jolie so I can stamp on her face. Charlotte Church cos she's best.
People unimpressed by image, illusion or wacky music decisions.
Someone to play alphabet weekends with.

Music:

pretentious grunge.

Movies:

two weeks notice, becoming jane, love actually, the holiday, bridget jones, mr&mrs smith, along came polly and every romcom that ever existed.

Television:

Scrubs, Friends, Will&Grace, Sex in Court, 8 Simple Rules, (pretty much anything on abc1), Big Fat Quiz of 2006.

Books:

The Boy Next Door
The other Boleyn Girl (coming soon to film!)
Harry Potter
Alphabet weekends
Pride & Prejudice
My Best Friend's Girl