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About Me

When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.When you are confused -- I will use little words.When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Spike Lee

My Blog

Why do Videogame movies suck?

With Max Payne coming up, I have my fears about exactly what we'll be getting from this action movie. The recent releases of Hitman and the unnecessary Resident Evil: Extinction have shown no hope...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:51:00 GMT

The Dark Knight exceeds expectations: if thats possible...

Firstly, I'll say that even The Dark Knight's trailers were better than most of the movies I've seen this year. Needless to say, excitement was high. The film has obviously done well. Box Office analy...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:55:00 GMT

The witch is dead! Kudos to the New York Giants!

I could go on and on about how great a game this was! But I just want to voice reasons why I'm happy (read: exctatic, elated, eu-fucking-phoric) the New York Football Giants defeated the New England P...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:04:00 GMT

My guess at the Academy

I saw a butt-load of movies in 2007, so I think I'll go ahead and throw out my predictions for the Oscar Race this year. I'm no critic, but based on what I saw, here's how it could turn out: ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:59:00 GMT

Summer Movie Breakdown

Now that the summer is officially over, I think I can say that overall the season wasn't so bad. With all those damn sequels, I didn't think anything would be good. Potential bomb after bomb, but inst...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:10:00 GMT

Robert, Potter, and the Impossible Task

    The final Harry Potter book has been out for about a week now...and I won't read it.         Like many Potter fans, I was introduced to our wonderful w...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:14:00 GMT

life in reverse

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life istough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end ofit? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 17:29:00 GMT