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Kristi

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About Me

I am an unstoppable force. I have super powers. Oh, and I teach mathematics in my spare time. Now, I realize that the above statements may all provoke a certain level of anxiety, but don't be concerned. I am an upstoppable force, but not at the expense of others. I have super powers, but I mostly use them for sourcing parking spots and pennies everywhere I go. And as for the math thing, I am The Math Whisperer, I bring cookies, and I tell really bad jokes all the way through class. Usually the jokes are about logarithms and calculus... ha! I know, you can't stop laughing... and neither can I. :)

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The kind of people that I would want to be in an alliance with if we all ended up on a reality tv show together. But NOT any of the shows where we have to eat magots or get boob jobs just so we look stunning while eating the magots.

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Q & A

I was inspired to put up this survey by a friend of mine who has this on her page (thanks, Sarah!). I thought to myself, "Brilliant! People are always emailing these to me, and now they can just login and see my answers without waiting for me to respond back..."
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
The Survey

Name: Kristi
Birthday: October 16
Birthplace: Bozeman, Montana
Current Location: Portland, Oregon
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Half Norwegian and half mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip-flops
Your Weakness: Boys that are funny
Your Fears: I don't speak of them... or write of them
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a book published
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: 10ish or 11ish depending
Your Most Missed Memory: Road trips with my family as a kid-- we ate a lot of gorp and listened to the Xanadu soundtrack
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither-- no caffine for me :-b
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Dance: you bet
Have you Been in Love: oh yes
Do you want to go to College: I must have stolen this out of a high-school locker... but to answer the question, no more college for me. :)
Do you want to get Married: yes

Do you get believe in yourself: yes

Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: some people think so, some people think not :)
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: absolutely
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes... don't drink, don't smoke, what do I do?
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: of old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the person I have become
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: no preference
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: I'm short, so everybody seems tall to me :)
Weight: ???
Best Clothing Style: Carhart chic-- I'm an Alaska girl, what did you expect?

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My Blog

Cats are funny part II

I didn't think that cats could get funnier, but thanks to the marvels of modern day science they have.  In South Korea, they finally cloned cats.  The best part is that the side effect of th...
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