Anyone who wants to meet me at waist level. I kinda like to meet someone like my ex girlfriend. She was a homeless bitch that I paid to give me a blowjob while I took a crap. She joined the peace corps before that she work a nine to five and kicked down most her paycheck to me. All I had to do was be her wake up call and wake her up I did. I wake up, go take my piss, all over the toliet natuarally, then go pull down my dirty speedo's sit on her head and fart. I try to aim it at her ear. She sets the example at her work for promptness. One side of her face is always tanned in the winter. Let me know if youre down for a life like that. If you think you can rag bring it on, Ive been shit talkin since the 4th grade.