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BWA

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Im a Pink Fat Polish Man, used to be lean and mean, now round and fat, I kinda like food yeah, always looking for fat and grissle and for someone to taste my bone. I prey on the vulnerable ones, make them feel better, then stick my pink peepee in. Basically I'm to SEXY for my... everything. You remember the song, 'I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred (fucking faggots haha) from the late 80's early 90's? Believe it or not I actually wrote that song "I'm to Sexy" I would of sung it myself but that would be hypocritical because I am a hottie and I've been known to do some modeling. Those two bald fucks gave me shit load of money for my song. Where are they now? Haha those guys were always looking at my crotch haha.Yeah I pretty much tell it like it is anytime, anywhere. As far as the girlies the BWA likes the pussy it don't matter if your not a hottie like me, if your from MARS and you got a pussy, I WILL FUCK YOU. Also ladies, when I say Post!!! that means suck and LEAVE!!! , sort of like dine and dash. SUCK IT kinda like a motherfuckin earthquake thrill. Stop Drop and ready set GO, then BE GONE! Go on GET!.. GET! If you got weak knees then bring knee pads I won't trip. Oh yeah my cock taste like rocky road.Please feel free to direct all your anger, stress, Take it out on me via email, comments, SPITTING ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN, it really don't matter, take your agression out. Maybe it could be just what you need. Just don't be a sissy about it when I reply back with full throttle caps, bags, lock ups, straight dome fucks. Hate mail is appreciated. FUCK YOU, you see you now have something to come back to me about. GOOD LUCK HIPPIE STICKS!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to meet me at waist level. I kinda like to meet someone like my ex girlfriend. She was a homeless bitch that I paid to give me a blowjob while I took a crap. She joined the peace corps before that she work a nine to five and kicked down most her paycheck to me. All I had to do was be her wake up call and wake her up I did. I wake up, go take my piss, all over the toliet natuarally, then go pull down my dirty speedo's sit on her head and fart. I try to aim it at her ear. She sets the example at her work for promptness. One side of her face is always tanned in the winter. Let me know if youre down for a life like that. If you think you can rag bring it on, Ive been shit talkin since the 4th grade.

My Blog

Bay Area What the F%$k is this HELL-A shit

The BWA is pissed!!!!!!! I came to the bay area to visit my fuck buddies and I heard a phrase that is so fuckin stupid I cant bring myself to even make fun of it. The phrase is HELL-A. HELL-A fuckin...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2004 12:39:00 GMT