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1337 1422Y

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

Welcome to my 1337 1412!

I've had sex with over 3 girls, so I know what I'm doing. I know many positions, and my mom says I can get whatever girl I want as long as I put my mind to it. I dropped out of High School because of a bathroom incident I wish not to talk about ever again, it was bad though, but it wasn't my fault... it was his I tell ya! On an average day I just like to get with hot girls and talk to them and be a player. My hobbies include hanging out with my best friend Eugene, looking at porno, playing Xbox 360, and scoring with hot girls. I am looking to flirt and chat with some hot babes on here. My friend Wilfred met a girl on here one time, and she eventually touched his penis! Too bad he died in a nasty bumper car accident though I tell ya! I work at Dairy Queen, I have now for years, and I like to give girls free scoops of ice cream because I'm a player like that. If ya ask me, one in the cone should be good for one on the bone! I am very good at computers, once I tried to make a sex simulator game using C++, but I decided I was too cool for that. Ladies love my computer skills though, if you girls need help making your profile look sexy, I'm the man to call! Also worth noting, I am an overqualified master of sex! So if any ladies want to chat with (or get down with) an incredibly hot guy, hit up me, 1337 1422Y! I love women, and not men even though they said otherwise in High School.
PS My penis is 30 inches long. (Must be seen to be believed I tell ya!)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot women who know what they want in a guy, or rather know they want a guy in them. Girls with very big breasts. Girls that have very big asses. Blatant sluts who are not very smart but know how to give good head. Girls that will have sex without ya askin them for it and gettin slapped! Fans of Halo.

My Blog

High School Reunion

So I was jackin off like any usual day. The girl was on top of the guy riding hard when suddenly, she transformed into a rocketship and flew to the moon! "What kind of cartoon porn is this!?" I though...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 03:31:00 GMT

Eugene and I saw Fast and Furious!

So I finally conjured up the courage to go into the EBGames and get a refund for my 10 dollar Halo Wars reservation!  I made sure to go on a day Amy wouldn't be there because anyone who thinks they ca...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:11:00 GMT

I had to work at a foreign DQ location I tell ya! What the fuck!

   So it was just another typical day at work I tell ya.  My boss Eduardo was scolding Eugene for farting loudly when a little boy was present, and I was sneaking free scoops of ice cream because ther...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:26:00 GMT

Valentines Day Turns Halo Wars!

  It's that time of year again I tell ya!  V-day!  Valentines day for sap heads, and vagina day for players like us!  I didn't wanna fuck it up this year.  Last year the apple store chick erased Eugen...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:45:00 GMT

My sister's a lesbian I tell ya!

    So the other day I was just mindin my own business and tryin out my new invention!  I made a vagina out of clay to mess around with when I was checkin out porn!  So here I am, ready to finish up m...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:03:00 GMT

Eugene and I found a dead rat!

    Mom got me a cellphone for Christmas but I already broke it by new years I tell ya!  Lucky thing she had the replacement plan, because I told her I accidentally dropped it into a puddle and it s...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:25:00 GMT

Christmas shopping with mom and the Vibrator dilemma!

    Christmas time is just around the corner I tell ya!  With me on my best behavior for the last few weeks I figured I'd be a sneaker and see what kind of presents my mom was hiding from me!  I peeke...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:53:00 GMT

Eugene and I tried the street luge I tell ya!

   So here I am, reminiscin about the best Nintendo 64 game of all time,  Nagano Winter Olympics 98.  It was the best Nintendo 64 game I ever had, and the ONLY Nintendo 64 game I ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 01:37:00 GMT

Uncle Festers Wake

   I usually blog on big events such as this one, but I've just been workin double shifts I tell ya!  The boss at Dairy Queen quit after Eugene called him a nigger!  I never liked ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:36:00 GMT

Oh, the humiliation!

    So tonight I was bored and had nothing to do, so I called Eugene up to see if he wanted to hang out.  I was like, "Eugene, what are ya doin doin tonight?"  and he replied,...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:33:00 GMT