Welcome to my 1337 1412!
I've had sex with over 3 girls, so I know what I'm doing. I know many positions, and my mom says I can get whatever girl I want as long as I put my mind to it. I dropped out of High School because of a bathroom incident I wish not to talk about ever again, it was bad though, but it wasn't my fault... it was his I tell ya! On an average day I just like to get with hot girls and talk to them and be a player. My hobbies include hanging out with my best friend Eugene, looking at porno, playing Xbox 360, and scoring with hot girls. I am looking to flirt and chat with some hot babes on here. My friend Wilfred met a girl on here one time, and she eventually touched his penis! Too bad he died in a nasty bumper car accident though I tell ya! I work at Dairy Queen, I have now for years, and I like to give girls free scoops of ice cream because I'm a player like that. If ya ask me, one in the cone should be good for one on the bone! I am very good at computers, once I tried to make a sex simulator game using C++, but I decided I was too cool for that. Ladies love my computer skills though, if you girls need help making your profile look sexy, I'm the man to call! Also worth noting, I am an overqualified master of sex! So if any ladies want to chat with (or get down with) an incredibly hot guy, hit up me, 1337 1422Y! I love women, and not men even though they said otherwise in High School.PS My penis is 30 inches long. (Must be seen to be believed I tell ya!)