[X] I'm Christine, but most call me Christie.
[X] I'm sixteen, but mature for my age... well, at least when it comes to serious issues. Otherwise, I'm very silly.
[X] I speak Spanish & Quenya.
[X] I'm fun, guaranteed.
[X] I frighten people with my radical views and random maniacal laughter that rivals Voldemort's.
[X] I'm really not as frightening as you think I am.
[X] I cuss like a goddamn sailor, you fucking cunt.
[X] I'm pretty much straight-edge, but I enjoy a mixture of beer and maple syrup every once in a while.
[X] I'm anti-American, but I'm not a terrorist. Got it? Good.
[X] Cake is my best friend. I ♥ cake.
[X] I think Abercrombie is dumb. I also think the government is out to get me and that you're all slaves to the corporate media.
[X] I love earrings, especially plastic & colourful ones... not to mention hair clips.
[X] I probably think you're a moron. :]
[X] I randomly burst into song, so be ye warned if you suddenly hear Panic! At the Disco or something out of nowhere.
[X] If you mess with my friends and/or family, I'll fucking kick your ass.
[X] I love to cuddle, give hugs, make out, and participate in public displays of affection [i.e. kissing on walls under a sunlit sky].
[X] If you don't speak or write in proper English, then you have no business talking to me because I don't speak idiot.
[X] I want to make babies with you. If not, let's hook up anyway.
[X] Words of advice for those who don't like me: stick it, bitches.
Your mom is a fuckfaced walrus on speed .
