A fairly neurotic, booze connoisseur who likes your dog, but not your cat so much. I'm actually a Taurus, myspace is an idiot. Lately I've become addicted to playing roulette. I argue about things that I don't know very much about, like Myanmar and Benazir Bhutto. I keep my mouth shut about things I actually know about, like your dog's malnutrition, Don Mattingly's birthday and how to properly cut a convex shape into your hairline. I have a lot of tattoos but I really don't want to talk to you about them, unless your name is Zack or David. I could happily live off pizza and Budweiser for the rest of my life.
