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Elwood

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm the quiet guy your mother warned you about! Other than that, pretty laid back. Work hard, play hard. Movies! Love my Baseball (Go MARINERS!), and play guitar. I'm 5'10, thin/average build, and I know how to use what I've got - if you know what I mean! I can spend HOURS doing the most amazing things with my lips and tongue (so I'm told!). Are you wet enough for me?Enough of the BS - you wouldn't recognize me if you saw me - I "blend in", which is the perfect cover... a wolf in sheeps clothing HA!Girls, girls, girls. I LOVE GIRLS! Their touch, their "feel"... their TASTE. Some might call me a pervert, others call me a horn-dog. I don't really care, because I'm gettin what they want and don't have - that magical area between ur delicately soft thighs that soooo needs to be "treated".
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You. ESPECIALLY if you can keep me up all night! Yes, I'm horny. Yes, I'm looking for as much fun as I can stand. You'll get a private picture of me if I like what you send me and how you say it! You know why I'm here... why are you here and stil reading this, if you're not going to DO anything about it?Take the quiz:
What type of kisser are you?

Romantic kisser
This kind of kisser will be a good husband or wife.

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My Blog

Ho hum...

Hello everyone.  Sorry I've been "away" for a while.  It's been a busy week and a depressing weekend.  I'm pretty bummed out about a bunch of personal shit, so bare with me.  (Heh....
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 19:34:00 GMT

Ho hum...

Hello everyone.  Sorry I've been "away" for a while.  It's been a busy week and a depressing weekend.  I'm pretty bummed out about a bunch of personal shit, so bare with me.  (Heh....
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 19:34:00 GMT

Dear Ladies...

From "us" to "you"....  (repost!)We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the roo...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:34:00 GMT

ANSWER ME!

Answer for me please! 1. Would you mind  being in control?2. Would you  smack my ass?3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear?4. Would you talk dirty to me?5. Would you kiss me with...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:22:00 GMT

Dance Like Nobody is Watching

I heard this the other day and I couldn't pass it up...   DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S WATCHING Dance like nobody's watching; Love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; Live like it's...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:31:00 GMT

Dating rules

Here is a GREAT list that I got from one of my friends (thanks, Vegas!) - written for both guys and girls.  It's some GREAT advice for you love-struck bobble-heads out there that always seem to f...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:11:00 GMT

Hey, babe, who's your girlfriend?

Ok, so I'm screwing off at work.  Who doesn't?  Anyway, I decided to check in on some personal email (always good for a 'rise'!) and just read some blog updates... now I'm horny as hell!&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:47:00 GMT

New Riddle

Ok, here's another one... "Angry" and "Hungry" are two words that end in "-gry".  There are three words in the English language - what is the third word?  If you have listened carefully, I h...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:39:00 GMT

Riddle Help

Help me out with this one: "Rich people want it, poor people have it.  It can be as evil as the Devil, or as beautiful as God. If you eat it, it will kill you." Supposedly, something like 80...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:40:00 GMT

Here I be!

Ok... here it is.  I've browsed around and some of you guys are freaks!  (I kinda like it, too!).  I'M BORED!  I've been out to clubs and bars, and even checked out the dating site...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 20:07:00 GMT