Natalia hails from Puce, Ontario - a one-road, one-syllable town whose only claim to fame is a tiny but thriving Mennonite community. She was born the only daughter of two assiduous Mennonite farmers, who instilled in her the value of a hard day’s labour.One evening, while toiling in the fields, Natalia saw a mysterious light in the sky, moving quickly towards her. It was an alien spacecraft, and it abducted her as a conscripted soldier to help fight in an intergalactic war. Natalia, not knowing what else to do, fought bravely, losing an arm in battle. Her courage was rewarded with a Purple Bligsnok, and her lost, substandard arm of flesh was replaced with a robotic one.When Natalia returned to Puce days later, she knew that she could never tell her tale to her community without being burned as a witch. So, she packed her bags and left for Toronto in search of unskilled work.Once in Toronto, she sold the curious Purple Bligsnok to an antiques dealer, and with the money she reaped, decided to pursue higher education. Natalia is currently at Ryerson University, majoring in General Oddities. -- Heather Burnett
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