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MAURY

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About Me

whats up kids, you've reached cory. im an easy goin guy i s'pose. all i mainly do is work, which isn't necissarly a bad thing, but it limits my free time, ya know? i work for lyondell/equistar as a pipeline technician in the pipeline operations outfit... badass job and couldn't ask for a better one right now. when im not workin, im usually fishing or hunting. if not that, im usually at a bar with friends. im originally from kerrville, the heart of the hill country, and i miss it sometimes. we really dont have a river to float down here in corpus, but as i mentioned earlier, i've been introduced to fishing so i guess they kinda cancel each other out. anywho, thats enough nonsense about me, if ya wanna know somethin, you know what to do...

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My Interests

loves me some music... texas country or something like that... movies are cool... billy madison is great... ummmm... yeh, that would pretty much wrap things up
for cowboys/cowgirls only!
ford or chevy? chevy
diesel or gas? diesel... regardless of the price of fuel
bulls or broncs? bulls... way more difficult
wrangler or cinch? cinch
lace up or pull on boots? pull on
Justin or H&H? H&H... actually Ariat or Tony Llama
tail gating or line dancing? tail gating
george strait or chis ledoux? chris ledoux... who would really pick george over crhis??? 'amarillo by mornin' anyone...? chris wrote it and is the best damn coutry song to this day!
mossy oak or real tree camo? mossy oak, the only way to go
bud or coors? between the two, coors... but above all, miller bitches
cope or skoal? copehangen... no one writes songs about skoal now do they?
do it for the buckle or the girls/guys? the buckle... cuz the buckle gets the ladies
men belong in the... country
women belong in the... country, right next to the cowboys
beef or pork? how bout deer meat?
hunting or fishing? both
drugs or jesus? jesus and me are tight like that
stetson or resistol? resistol... or actually high brehm
bed of your truck or a motel? bed of the truck in a motel parking lot, lol
texas or colorado? texas... so much better
ropin or wrestling? calf wrestling... anyone can rope, but you gotta be a badass to wrestle steers
tatoos or scars? scars
weekend at the rodeo or weekend with the love of your life? how bout a weekend at the rodeo w/ the love of your life

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I'd like to meet:

my grandmother's maiden name is custer... like general george a. custer... the lunatic that fought all those native americans up in the black hills of north dakota... i think it would be cool to sit down and chat w/ him... and maybe give him a better plan of attack... appearantly he wasn't as sharp as a box of marbles

Music:

im weird... i go from one extreme to the other... like ill start off listening to native texas country like eli young band or kyle hunt or drew womack or something like that, then ill go to something like pantera or slipknot or something... i warned you, im screwed up in the head...

Movies:

anything with adam sandler is awesome... anything directed by quentin tarantino is badass... and anything that says 'national lampoons' on it is funny as hell... those are my favorite movies... in a nutshell

Television:

stuff like the family guy, the simpsons, chappelles show, reno 911, football both college and nfl, baseball, anything that is funny or on espn... i watched the national championship of scrabble the other day... it was on espn... my point proved...

Books:

i went to tivy... im not even sure if i can read... but appearantly i can write and type, hmmmmm.....

Heroes:

my dad... he's been a big influence on my life... he's pretty damn cool too if you ask me... my brother too... he's pretty much what and where id like to be when i get to be his age... and colonel mustard from the game 'clue', he was old and could still pick up a candle stick... old people can barely lift their fingers, let alone a candle stick or a gun... what a hardass