The pirate speaks. Ahoy!. Me name be johannes gammelby. We enjoy us a good meal and a-rockin' out. We strum the 6-stringed avenger and sin' in a band called i be bones and strangle the geetar in a new ensemble benamed beta satan. y'all must know. 'tis mighty famous groups. one hundred albums be the total, yiarr. t' philosophy these days be that thin's have t' beat t' shit out o' me before we can dig it. oh, and FUCK you!
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I’ve sailed the seven seas, and not one male or female be meetin' my standards. I rule supreme and all must bow to me. Except for dogs. Dogs be all-right. No need to bow if you be a dog.
