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A Blog No One Will Care About: Giving Up (Mostly) on MySpace
I'll make this short, since no one is going to give a damn anyway:I have, more or less, no reason to check into MySpace anymore. All of my close friends and new business contacts (if you haven't hear...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:12:00 GMT
Addendum to My Most Recent Blog
Please just watch the following. And learn something. If you consider yourself a hardline Republican or Democrat...these are the kinds of people "leading" you. Hypocrites on both sid...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:24:00 GMT
My Unfettered Thoughts on This Current Round of Stupidity
Ugh. Ugh. Glerf. Blech. If I have to hear one more Conservative try to bellow into my ear about what a great, fantastic, trailblazing, visionary pick for VP Sarah Palin is, I'm...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:08:00 GMT
An Annoucement of My Pure Awesomeness
I'm a writer now. Here's proof:VarietyFuck yes,Geoff
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:47:00 GMT
Of Moving On and Having Been
There's this funny little routine you have to go through just to get in the room. They make you put on this hypoallergenic gown that feels roughly like fiberglass and latex gloves that seem snug...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:22:00 GMT
An Open Letter to the Universe
Dear Universe,I've never come to this point with you. I've felt like I have and hyperbolized like I have, but I've never actually been sure I was at the threshold. Until now. It's of...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:15:00 GMT
Sweet Christ in Heaven...the New 90210 Trailer
Um...I really don't even know how to express my full-blown girly excitement for this. It's going to be trashy wonderfulness of a magnitude that I can't seem to calculate in my feeble brain. ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 16:10:00 GMT
And Now To Expose Awful Things About My Ex-Girlfriend
OK, so that was pretty much a lie. I won't be saying those kinds of things. However, as I know most of you are shills and slaves to the muck, this will probably be my most-viewed blog ever...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:29:00 GMT
What Had Happened Was...
"And I dropped my paintbrush in the dirt. Still remember just how much that hurt. I cut my hand and wait for it to work. But I just couldn't bring him back. No, I just couldn't bring him back. I just...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 14:43:00 GMT
Um...So, This is More Awkward for You Than for Me
Two things here to start:1) I don’t really know what would be considered the "proper" way to approach this.2) I rarely do anything "proper" anyway, so I think Point One is somewhat moot and I&rs...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:18:00 GMT