The Lemon [Blogs] Song. |
I wish I could say I was hacked. But, Alas: I cannot. Yes, it's my own compulsive behavior that makes me neglect the better judgment deep down in my soul. The typing begins and my Le...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 23:09:00 GMT |
Best Goddamned Poem I Evuh Wrote. Bee-atchez. |
It's called: "Hey... HEY!"Hey. You there.Hey. Yeah. You.You. What's your address?--mmgfrg.
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:59:00 GMT |
A large bird brought down a small plane in Yolo County. |
Oh, shitman.
Bird flew into the inside of the outside of my right knee-pit while I was riding my bicycle past a creek, a ball-park, and a junkyard. There's a scratch (most likely from the impact...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:54:00 GMT |
Plumb Bob. |
There's a slow crawl that tells me that a bird will, sometime this summer, crash into me while I'm riding my bike. I just can't get rid of that feeling. A growing fear? Nah. Ai...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 23:03:00 GMT |
A very sophisticated ladder. |
I need a goddamn job.Landscaping... early mornings... good for me?I might just crawl back into waitressing."In my brainI see your face againI know my frame of mindYou aint got to be so blindAnd Im bli...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 21:42:00 GMT |
A Spectator, Sport. |
I GET IT, NOW!! These are confessionals. Who's the fuckin' priest? I have a strange confession. And, since I don't really think anyone reads these things... And, as much as I'd like to erase all t...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 23:23:00 GMT |
(snarky bitch). |
Ok, Snarky Bitch at the Rec Center... (on the treadmills?... remember?): Yer gettin' yer own cartoon, next week.Compliments o' the chef.Boo-ya.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 21:13:00 GMT |
Alice. |
Today, I was swimming in the swimming pool. The entire length is one solid depth of about 4 feet, if I remember correctly. I was close to the wall on my 16th lap and, for some reason, I sa...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 00:23:00 GMT |
black sunday. |
my mouse died, today.que en paz descanse, mi raton.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 16:40:00 GMT |
"The funk of forty thousand years." |
There are the able, and there are the enablers; there are the speculators, and there are the spectators; there are the makers, and there are the painstakers; there are the motivators, and... the moti...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 00:57:00 GMT |
