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AJ

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About Me

Hello random people who look at my profile!!! if you dont know me and you want to just keep on reading and you might find some things that suprise you. ok this is me are you ready for it?? likes: women, food, sports, outdoors, my pool, llamas, watching movies, playing videogames, not a lot of videogames, hanging out with friends, parties, bowling, being around people who have a sence of humer, MUSIC, concerts, ozzfest on august 24th, cuddling (yes im a cuddler), PDA (for people who are a wee bit slow thats Public Displays of Affection, as long as its not too much), pizza, alcohol, making people laugh, laughing, my family, and did i mention women??Dislikes: cheaters!!!!!!!!!!! liars!!!!!!!!! people who act like someone they arent to try to be cool, bosses who breathe down my neck, people who abuse drugs, murderers, molesters, rapists, tomatoes, onions, std's (not that i have any, i just dont like the fact that there are diseases like that, its kinda scary), hieghts, porn ( i dont see the point in it), being lonely, being scared, people who judge others without the right or the intellagence to do so, being away from all of my friends, missing my dad's heart surgery, NOT HAVING A CAR ( it is so frustrating to have to ride a fucking bike to work every fucking day!!!), the 2 months that it will take to buy a car, and finally typing, which means that i am going to stop pretty soon.well, thats a lot of me right there, i hope you like the tour of andrew. come again soon and please feel free to write me and tell me what you thought of it. peaceI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Free Myspace Cursors

My Interests

Women's Handbook for the Average Nice Guy (Yes they do still exist, i am one).From a guy’s point of view:We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait Till the morning.Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/stunning, we freaking mean it.Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you.The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me.Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.Let us pay for you! Don’t "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and Say "thank you."Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.Don't take everything we say seriously. sometimes we have a hard time trying to figure out what you are sensative about.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.Don't get angry easily.Stop using magazines/media as your bible.Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful?" I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand I’m not saying I wouldn’t like it either ; )Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don’t wait for him to change. Ditch his sorry, disgrace to the male population ass and find someone who will treat you with utter respectSomeone who will honor your morals.Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "I love you”...and actually mean it.Someone who will stand with you in the bad times,(when your lucky to have a dollar to your name.) but would give you his last dollar to make you smile.-DGive the nice guys a chanceGuys repost this if you agreeGirls repost this if you think it's cuteEvery Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this*Holding Hands Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.*Cuddling Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold Guys: Automatically move closer to her.*Movies Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.*Loving each otherGuys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.*Laying below the starsGirls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.Repost as: guys point of view

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet someone i can count on, someone i can trust, someone with vodka, someone with money, someone with power, someone that good with the ladies, and most importantly a girl that wants me for me... happy with me and sad with me, rich with me and poor with me, loves me the way i love her, and trustworthy... wish me luck!!! seriously though i just want some new friends and maybe a girl, we will see what happens in that department, lol. its not that i am bad with women... i can get one, i just have trouble keep the relationship togeather. i think my longest relationship is like 6 or 7 months. i get jelious sometimes and let stupid stuff get to my head. im working on trust, but its never worked out for me before so its hard to up and start trusting someone just because i am dating them...

Music:

rap and rock are kick ass... i went to ozzfest '06, that was without a doubt the most amazing time of my life!! i will go every year for the rest of my life, even if it kills me. i advise everyone i know to go every year for the rest of their lives because it is the greatest experience in the world. but yeah some of my favorite bands are disturbed, three days grace, system of a down, 50 Cent, Eminem, luda, hatebreed, avenged sevenfold, atreyu, lacuna coil, and some others. lol.

Movies:

The Llama Song!!



this is an amazing creation that everyone should watch!!! i say that it is simply genius!!! siskel and ebert give it two thumbs way up!!!

The Gangsta Song



This song is one of my favorites... lol. enjoy!!!!! ah ha ha ha, peacefunny and action are the best. and if you can get action and comedy in the same movie then i love it.. and i love watching really scary movies with girls that i really like, im a cuddler... some of my favorite movies are Montey Python and the search for the holy grail, the longest yard (05), the cronicles of riddick, and of course who cannot love badder santa!!!

Television:

!!!WARNING!!! you are about to enbark on the most amazing reading adventure about the text in the Television section that myspace has ever seen!!! i am going to tell you a tale of this dude named andrew. some call him aj. he is one of those people who really enjoys having a good time, hanging out with all sorts of people, and doing crazy shit. i remember one time this guy was at a party. it was wintertime and everyone was drinking miller highlife from the kegg. he decides to ride his peddle bike down the street. there was only a couple of feet of snow on the ground!!! when he told everyone what he was about to do nobody believed him... this made him very sad!! so he decides to do it naked!!! ah ha ha ha!!! when word got around what aj was doing nobody believed it... untill they all went outside and started to throw snowballs at him!!! it was an amaizing time!!! very comical!!!

Books:

i cant read...:( ah ha ha, just kidding. i didnt pass third grade for nothin!!! but ill let you all in on a little secret. i am incapable of spelling, ot typing. i actually trained a monkey to type all of this shit for me. his name is herbert and he is 27 in monkey years. but yeah so anyway

Heroes:

screw heroes, people need to save themselves, heroes are for pussies.... unless you cant save yourself. but like if you cant do that then what the fcuk?? come on now, everyone has the strength to not back down and stand up for themselves. and just think, if everyone did that, then there would be no bullies and everyone would have respect for everyone else. terrific is a great word, i really enjoy saying terrific. and delectable is an amazing word as well. but enough about really awsome words to say. i really would like to take the time to tell everyone that i really am not this crazy... all of the time... well, i am but thats not the point. the point is is that i really forgot what i was going to write in this section. peace

My Blog

My Fucking Song.

BELIEVE THIS believe this:  camels should stop showing off and DRINK SOMETHING!!!! believe this: Smirfs turn red when you choke one of them. (i know from experience dude, if you know what i mea...
Posted by AJ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:55:00 PST