HAY PEOPLE WHATS UP? THANKS FOR STOPPING BY AND TAKING THE TIME TO READ THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT. THIS IS MICHAEL MURPHY OF '' KATMAN 2.0 PROFILE ''. AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT '' THE KAT ''. THE KAT IS A HONEST FUN LOVING GUY WHO LOVES TO HELP OUT PEOPLE. HES VERY TRUSTING AND COMPASSIONATE. HE LIKES TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE MORE THEN HE LIKES TO TALK. HES LOOKS YOUNGER THEN WHAT HE IS. HE IS HOWEVER 18. AND MAYBE AROUND 182 POUNDS WITH 69 INCHES OF HEIGHT(5'9FT). HE LOVES SPORTS(ESPECIALLY THE GREEN BAY PACKERS,D-BACKS, SUNS, AND THE COYOTES) , ANIMALS, FRIENDS, HELPING OTHERS, GIVING, GAMING, WALKING, POETRY, HARD CORE ATHLETICS, AND MANY OTHER THINGS THAT ARE YET TO BE DISCOVERED AT THIS TIME.
It's a little known fact but my hips actually don't lie. I have OCD and I'm cute. Scratch that, I'm adorable. What I'm trying to say is that I'm perfect. I waste my time learning meaningless pop culture trivia and watching movies. I've lessened my elitism but who knows whether that's a positive thing or not. My hobbies include being cute, looking cute, and being and looking cute.
My least favorite sentence in the English language is, "Jarred, let's go clothes shopping."
I'm so ride or die. I'm up for anything that's flirty and a little bit fun! OK, MAYBE A LOT A BIT FUN! LOL XOXO I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT! Oh, I'm so bad! My interests include being myself because I hate people who are fake. Fake people are SO FAKE! OMG! You know? I'm totally in love with life. I want to marry life, but sometimes I wonder, "Does life feel the same about me?" LOL! WHO KNOWS?! I'm out of control! I am WILD! Remember that one SNL skit about the TWO WILD AND CRAZY GUYS? Well, you can just say that I'm both of those guys rolled up into two! OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT! LOL!
My life is so ready for anything. I'm always up for a good roll in the hay if you know what I mean and I think you do lmfaofamo! famo? LMFAONAFTA! But if you get to know me, I'm really laid back. I just get mellow all the time. My life is so mellow. I live such an exciting life though! I'm never mellow! No time to be mellow with all the CLUBBIN' I DO! I tried clubbing with Sartre the other night but we got lost there because there was NO EXIT! LOLFMAO! Watch out! I'm dangerous with an exclamation point! I'm always looking for a cutie with a booty or maybe something rooty tooty, fresh and FRUITY! IHOP! I love IHOP. IHOP is so ride or die. It's mean but nice. Argue but laugh in the middle. I'm so in love with it though!
I. AM. SO. RANDOM. That's something you should definitely know about me. It makes me unique. No one else is random like me! Whenever there's a moment of silence I just feel the need to be random and AMP IT UP like Action Man. MAINFRAME. I am so head over heels for Mainframe. It's like, wait a nano! Ya know?! SORRY, I'M JUST BEING A TAD RANDOM AT THE GIGASECOND! OMG I canNOT believe how sincerely random I am getting! Pull over the logicality aeroplane on this highway of linear thought! It is now officially time to get UNPREDICTABLE!
Well lol I dunno what else there is to say though because that's all I have to say about myself. PEACE! XOXO
Adjectives are where it's at. If I magically turned into an adjective machine, what would come out? Fuck, that was deep. I should write for Time, National Geographic, or a third example of a magazine.
