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Mike Parish

I have complete control over my penis!!

About Me


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Thought I'd tweak this a little as I haven't really changed this since I began it and its been like 6-7 months since I started this. I haven't changed apart from being a little older, a little wiser and getting sexier by the second... or so I like to pretend!

Rapidly approaching the end of my course which is quite scary as it means I will have to re-start my life again and find a job which is going to keep me going and hopefully not drag me into a second mid-life crisis in my early 20s! After 6th Form I worked at a company in Huntingdon called Astron where... basically, I did lots of work and got little reward. After a while I got sick of it, quit and went to Uni where I intended to avoid work as long as possible and hopefully get one of those pieces of paper which might help me get a better job in the future. Studying at the 'wonderful' Anglia Ruskin University whose bureacracy make Astron's look competent but the lecturers all seem quite cool and I like the subject I do which is 20th Century European History and Politics. Hopefully this will prepare me for my future plans of restoring the British Empire under my leadership... I'd be a strong but fair leader so don't worry too much unless you're a drain on my British Utopia. But back to the present, working part time at Cineworld Cinema's which is really quite fun apart from on Sundays which I despise. I get free films which if you know me means I save a hell of a lot of money apart from the fact I have to buy a bucket of Diet Coke to go with the film as I am addicted to that beautiful dark, fizzy liquid... hmmmm...

To the left somewehere is a countdown timer... hmmm... yes there it is! That might be wrong now as I found out my tenant is leaving my house early... this is both a joy and a worry for me as though I REALLY want to move back to my house with my big bedroom, lounge, big TV, reclining leather sofas AND a bathroom which isn't constantly disgusting as my uni house one is... I also quite enjoy getting lots of money for absolutely bugger all work by renting it out... can I afford to move back now?! Hmmm decisions... Anyway... I will have to think about that and perhaps a happier less angry at the world Mike will emerge. Who knows?!

Will have to see what happens in the future I suppose but if you ever find yourself in a glorious world super power with the best culture, you will eventually realise that Mike Parish is now in charge of my wonderful Britain.


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Anthony Parish
Birthday: 30th April 1983
Birthplace: Cambridge
Current Location: About 100m away from where I was born! I haven't been here since though!
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Haven't - just socks as I've been lazy
Your Weakness: Kryptonite - no wait, thats not me is it...
Your Fears: Spiders, Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza Town's Meaty Bites with extra Sweetcorn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Continue my degree and move back to St Ives
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Im no good with the lingo so probably 'hey'
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it!?
Your Best Physical Feature: I like my new goatee beard
Your Bedtime: About 11pm normally
Your Most Missed Memory: 6th Form... things were easier back then
Pepsi or Coke: Haha!! Coke, well Diet Coke. I'm an addict to the stuff!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Would like A date but I guess single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Only tried one and hated it.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: Sometimes when Im bored and think noone can hear.
Do you Shower Daily: at least... don't like smelly people!
Have you Been in Love: Thought so but in retrospect no. Sadly.
Do you want to go to College: I'm there at the moment.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe. If the right person comes up.
Do you belive in yourself: Do I exist? Yes...
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I dunno... If I was a girl and met me, I would.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes (I went to Scotland so had to have some Scotch Whisky!)
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Grafton Centre
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes... I love sushi!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Would like to have had the chance to be!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Errrr, badly no. I've been hit alot.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Ideally I don't... but if I had to choose, in my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dictator of the new British Empire, or just the Democratic Leader of the new British Empire
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown but Im not picky
Favourite Hair Color: Brown but Im not picky
Short or Long Hair: Long but Im not picky, beggars can't be choosers!
Height: Average
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Smart/Casual NO CHAVS!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: Me? No.
Number of Tattoos: Would think about it but I'd get bored so maybe in the future when they can be taken off without the scar!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Being a bastard to people. Losing good friends over stupid things.
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My Interests

Rugby, Football, Golf, Travelling, Film, Cinema, Playstation, XBox, Music, Reading, TV

I'd like to meet:

Anyone in the world who is going to be nice to me... those who are not going to be nice... well Im sure you can imagine what I think of you! Oh... and Natalie Portman... hmmmmm so hot!!

Mike Parish will go to jail for ...

Performing a strip tease on the street

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Steve Irwin... What a legend. R.I.P


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I found this on a complete strangers profile... thought it quite interesting and thought hmmmmm... I wonder where people come from? My guess is England... as I dont know many foreign people.

Star Wars Rap?! How cool is this?! It should be released for real!! I absolutely love Star Wars, its like the coolest invention ever!


Which Trainspotting Character Are You? For the record I'm NOT on heroin, I've never been on heroin and drugs are bad... mmmmmkay! Cool that I'm Renton though, he had Diane!! Internet is for Porn

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Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Oasis, Blur, Gorillaz, Billy Idol, Foo Fighters, Feeder, Ash, Richard Ashcroft, REM, The Verve, The Darkness, Kaiser Chiefs, The Killers, Coldplay, Blink 182, Kasabian, Snow Patrol, REM, Frank Sinatra, Bloodhound Gang (just for the Hooray for Boobies album!), Green Day, The Kooks, The Beatles, Franz Ferdinand, Huey Lewis (Hip To Be Square Rocks!), Jimi Hendrix, Indie, Rock, Some Pop... on occasions!
What Star Wars Character Are You?


Anakin Skywalker
Watch out for your temper...it could get you into trouble the way it did Anakin. You have enormous potential to be a great Jedi, but stress has made the dark side seem that much more inviting...
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Movies:

Before I began working at the cinema, my DVD collection of 450+ DVDs was unrivalled... sadly my collection has been beaten. But here are a few of my favourites. Gladiator, Garden State, The Lord Of The Rings The Fellowship of the Ring, The Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers, The Lord Of The Rings The Return of the King, Star Wars Ep 1 The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Ep 3 Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars Ep 4 A New Hope, Star Wars Ep 5 The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars Ep 6 Return of the Jedi, Star Wars Clone Wars Part 1 & 2, Saving Private Ryan, Team America, Pulp Fiction, Jurassic Park, Howl's Moving Castle, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Ong Bak, Apocalypse Now, Happy Gilmore, Trainspotting, Monty Pythons The Holy Grail, Monty Pythons The Life Of Brian, Sharpe, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Chasing Amy, The Shawshank Redemption, Dogma, Battle Royale, Stargate, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Batman, Ghostbusters, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, American Psycho, Clerks, The Goonies, The Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Harry Potter Films, Snatch, Wallace And Gromit, Final Fantasy The Spirits Within, Enemy At The Gates, Freddy Got Fingered, From Hell, Scarface, The Godfather Trilogy, Rocky, Ninja Scroll, Edward Scissorhands, Men In Black, National Treasure, Indiana Jones Trilogy, My Girl, American Pie's, Road Trip, Terminator Trilogy, Grave of the Fireflies, The Departed, Pan's Labyrinth, Jersey Girl, Clerks 2, Oh, What A Lovely War!, Empire Of The Sun, There's Something About Mary, Grave of the Fireflies, Nausicaa, The Wedding Singer, Click, Enemy At The Gates, Any porn available Which Stargate Character are you?
You are Teal'C. You are very reserved and quiet. You let others around you do all the talking and only really give your opinion when it's asked for. Although you seem very stoic, you care deeply about your friends.
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Television:

The Simpsons, Futurama, Stargate SG1, Family Guy, Stargate Atlantis, Long Way Round, Blackadder, Band Of Brothers, South Park, Red Dwarf, Peep Show, Lost, Takeshi's Castle, Scrubs, WWE, Time Team, Hollyoaks, Father Of The Pride, Bo' Selecta, The Muppets, Sky Sports News, Friends, The Fraggles, M*A*S*H, American Dad, Naruto

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Books:

The Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit, Various Star Wars Books (they're really good if you like the films), Porno (sequel to Trainspotting, not what you thought!), The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Harry Potter Books (I was pleasantly surprised!)

Heroes:

My Mum, Colin Montgomerie, Martin Johnson, Quagmire (from Family Guy), The Big Show, Ewan McGregor, Winston Churchill, Sean Bean, John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Terry Gilliam, Sergio Garcia, Zach Braff, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Takeshi Kitano, Jim Henson, Kevin Smith, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Matt Groening, My Grandparents, Steve Irwin RIP, Adam Sandler, and ofcourse Arnie! Legend!!
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My Blog

My DVD's in all their shiny glory!

Thought I'd post this here... this is my entire DVD collection (minus porn). I'm doing this, not to brag, but to show the terrors of DVD addiction... just think how much this cost me!! When I move bac...
Posted by Mike Parish on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:20:00 PST

I got a job!!

Does anyone read these?! But, yeah, I got a job! Part time whilse Im at uni at the cinema! I suppose its a good thing for me as I'm addicted to films but it involves working... a thing I've become acc...
Posted by Mike Parish on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:53:00 PST

Taxi's

Right, This is the first time in my life I have ever lived near a road which has a) a high level of traffic going past and b) owing to the nearby train station, a high level of taxi's (No pointing out...
Posted by Mike Parish on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:11:00 PST

Things I don't understand...

Well I'm bored again... So here are some things that I don't understand. If anyone knows the answers to these things, please let me know! 1. Why do people not see things for what they are... it s...
Posted by Mike Parish on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:22:00 PST

Mike's Facial Hair: An Introduction

Well, I'm bored again so thought I'd write some crap about my new facial hair... how interesting. Those of you who have known me a while may know that I love facial hair and have experimented muc...
Posted by Mike Parish on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:11:00 PST

My trip to Scotland!!

Just thought I'd give this bit a try... hmmm. Ok, well, where to start? How about the beginning. Summer was coming and as usual I had nothing planned so I begain thinking about going somewhere... Hmmm...
Posted by Mike Parish on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:04:00 PST