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About Me

Girl=Degree, old VW Beetle, no cash prone to grumpiness.I live with my best friend and we've been sharing for so long now that I reckon we're gonna end up infirm together and stinking of piss. She has always said that she believes she will die first which means I will ultimately be left alone open to the con artists who prey on the elderly. It'll cost me my lifesavings to get one single tile repaired on my roof and I'll eventually be found rotted into the carpet, covered in flies.

Oh, and I'm a procrastinating comedy writer which means I write bits of crap instead of great opusessessess (opii?) Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 80% Superman 70% Catwoman 65% Spider-Man 60% Robin 60% Supergirl 57% Hulk 55% Batman 50% Wonder Woman
47% Iron Man 45% The Flash 30% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
I'M FUCKING DEVASTATED TO BE THE GREEN LANTERN. WHO THE FUCK'S THE GREEN FUCKING LANTERN ANY WAY? SOME WANKER BY THE LOOK OF IT

My Interests

Ben and Jerry's Phish Food, seeing annoying children get whacked, seeing bad people get their comeuppance, eating, writing comedy, watching comedy, falling down, standing up, falling down again, being the play-thing of The Fates, moronic cretiny, buffoonery, finding people to dislike with great intensity

I'd like to meet:

Life's losersHide the Fart

The Bees - Chicken Payback

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Music:

The Levellers, David Devant and his Spirit Wife, Amy Winehouse, Jellyfish, The Zutons, old stuff, new stuff, obscure stuff, heck ANY stuff.... asfunction:playTune,0

Movies:

Life of Brian, Pan's Labyrinth, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, The Fifth Element, The Breakfast Club, Young Guns, Young Guns II,

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, various comedy shows, Life on Mars, Hill Street Blues, QI,

Books:

Return of the Native (Thomas Hardy), Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy, Douglas Adams, factual stuff, weird stuff, funny stuff. I go by interest rather than author

Heroes:

Mr Incredible, Hellboy, Gene Hunt, Howard Moon, Batdog, MRUKU,

My Blog

Terrifying old women

Oh god, I've had 2 - read it- TWO terrible occurrences in 2 days. One of them was toe curlingly embarrassing too. I've also learned that it's bloody hard achieving a state of miserable he...
Posted by Sketty on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:58:00 PST

Cretinous Buffoonery of the worst kind

So lately I've had to apologise to the Third World, shown myself up to be an insect-phobe and wasted almost an entire day wondering what would happen to me if I lost all the flesh off one side of my f...
Posted by Sketty on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:49:00 PST

Beetle-Face

I've been thinking again. It's a dangerous sport but I'll get to that in a moment. First of all I would like to share THE HORROR I have had to live through recently (and of which I st...
Posted by Sketty on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:30:00 PST

The Grumpiest Git in Grumptown

God I'm grumpy. Dunno why, I was fine earlier on; it was like a mist of grumptitude just decended upon me making my brow furrow and 'fuck off' vibes shoot from my every pore. I feel sorry for an...
Posted by Sketty on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

A horror of honey and being a hippy fascist

I can’t remember why I was discussing honey with my mate Bison but needless to say some of the crazy in my head spilled out and I found myself attempting to explain my over analysis of the stuff...
Posted by Sketty on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:49:00 PST

Cary Grant and the Fart

Ok, I previously mentioned that I get the best dreams when ill and feverish. I was privileged, during one of these occasions, to dream the ultimate top dream ever. It was so good I'm ...
Posted by Sketty on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:28:00 PST

The horrors of over-thinking really cool stuff

I’ve had a right whinge on since I came home and everything I’ve said has been in a kinda whingey child-like ’Everything’s just too much/I’m about to start crying&rs...
Posted by Sketty on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:39:00 PST

British kids just can’t act and other shitty musings

So, it's the first of January 2008 is it? Despite giving myself the whole 'new year, fresh start' pep talk I feel utterly underwhelmed by the whole thing. I think, somewhere in my fevered brow (...
Posted by Sketty on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:44:00 PST

Night time Horror

I was going to start this post by stating quite firmly that there is nothing worse than waking up with a start in the middle of the night to find your housemate standing over you. ...but of cours...
Posted by Sketty on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:38:00 PST

Arseholes and Chickens

I don't really know where to start. A horrifying experience has assaulted my eyes and I don't think I'll ever be permitted to forget it. The sight in question has, in fact, been burned int...
Posted by Sketty on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:23:00 PST