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Stephanie

I Am the Great One!!

About Me

I am a mommy of a feisty three year old named Keifer. He has a genetic condition called hydrohydrotic ectodermal dysplasia. Don't know what it is?? Go to www.nfed.org to find out. Other than that I work out in my yard. Hey, who knew I could grow tomatoes? I still live in Amarillo. Amarillo?? You fools didn'tt know I still lived here?? Well, don't rub it in asshole! I have been married for five years now. All I have to say on that subject matter, it's interesting, not somehting I would try on an empy stomach....... I did have a job working for satan in the seveth level of hell, but that is a different story.

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My Interests

I like to make jewlery, and read, garden, and if I am lucky, I occationally get to take a bath. I have rediscoverd finger painting, it kicks ass!

I'd like to meet:

Hmm.....that one is tricky

Music:

Tori, Mechelle Ndege O'cello,Jeff Buckley,Stevie Ray,Al Green,Tommy James and the Shondells, Death Cab For Cutie, Nick Drake, NIN, Tool, Aimee Mann, Jan Arden, Kristen Hersh, Throwing Muses, Crosby Stills Nash and somethimes Young, Pink Floyd,!!! (Chk Chk Chk), The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Real Life, Common, Jurrasic 5, A Tribe Called West, Hieroglyphics,Raidohead,Lauryn Hill,The Roots,Depech Mode, Jane Monheit, B.B. King, Muddy Waters, Willie, Ella, The Man in Black, The Staple Singers(if you don't know who the staple singers are, you suck!)The Church,KT Turnstall,Angie Stone, Erykah Badu,Louis Armstrong, Nat King Cole, Billie Holiday,Rilo Kiley, Digital Underground,Paul Simon,The Clash, The Cure,Toad The Wet Sprocket, The Doors, Shawn Colvin,Norah Jones, The Smiths, Morrisey, PJ Harvey, Enya, Beck, The Sundays, Toadies, Cowboy Junkies, Jill Scott, The Pretenders, Anita Baker, Carole King, India Arie, Travis, Musiq(Soulchild, Floetry,Susan Gibson,Coheed and Cambria,Tom Waits, INXS,NOFX,Belle and Sabation,Queens of the Stoneage,Phish,Greatful Dead, Fleetwood Mac,Janis, Jimmi, Mad Season, Coldplay, Suzan Vega, Bonnie Raitt, Simply Red, Seal, Pete Yorn, Canned Heat, Pet Shop Boys, Tears For Fears, Los Lobos, The Ramons,Tom Petty,there are too many to get on this page......

Movies:

Almost everything by Kevin Smith, I just watched an indi film called "Salvage." That is the most frickin awesome movie I have seen in a while. It is about this girl and she was murdered by this guy and she keeps reliving it, OHHHHHHHH spooookkkyyyy. My son and I love Kung Fu, our favorite is called "Master of the Flying Guilliatine." It's about a one armed Kung Fu master, and he call walk on the ceiling!!!!

Television:

Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, Dr. G Medical Examiner,All CSI, and last and certainly not least DEXTER!!! Umm...I also have a private addiction to all of my son's cartoons.

Books:

Anything that has pictures(just kidding) I like true life crime novels, or anything I can get my hands on. (I hate romance novels, romance is dead)I am a sucker for a good Steven King novel. I have also been trying to read 'Dante's Inferno' for fun, but I need to find somone that knows Latin. So, I started with Emerson, mybe in 10 years I will grasp Dante. Oh, I have also been reading autobiographies on artists like Pollock. I have also been reading stuff written by Anias Nin.

Heroes:

Gee, that one is easy, my son! Keifer is getting bigger every day. Two years ago my son was put on life support for 27 days because of RSV and pnemonia. The doctors told me that if he lived, he would either be a) brain damaged or b)be physically handicapped. Well guess what?? He is the awesome!! He will start head start in the fall, and this year we will be getting him an upper dental appliance. We did get some good news the other day, he has a total of five upper teeth, and only one tooth bud on the bottom. That will be fine, we still have something to attach a lower denture in the future. He is an artist, he loves anything with wheels, and he never, ever, ever has met anyone that does not think he is cute. He stands three feet nine inches, and is almost thirty pounds. Poor kid, he looks more and more like me every day. He has also taught me to love.

My Blog

Uggg, I hate Mondays!!!

Why do we have Mondays???  Monday and Friday are the longest days of the week, but I especially hate Mondays!!  Everything goes wrong for me on a Monday.  Maybe it's the way the planets...
Posted by Stephanie on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:09:00 PST

I have Keifer News

My son will be starting "real big boy" school this next year.  My husband and I have been asked to go in later this month to meet his new principal and new teacher.   I am bummed becaus...
Posted by Stephanie on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:40:00 PST

An update on Keifers Teacher

My son's headstart teacher called my house last Friday.  Honestly, I was still so upset I couldn't talk to her.  I mean, I would have yelled and screamed, and I would have looked even more r...
Posted by Stephanie on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:29:00 PST

Ok, I am totally pissed off at the people in our educational programs.....

My son came home last week and was talking to my husband.  Keifer looked at his dad and said, "Daddy, I pitty you because mommy doen't have a job."  Pity??  His headstart teacher told h...
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:43:00 PST