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monica

mean people can bite my ass(and like it)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anybody who's not gonna be a dick about me being a little "off" sometimes....now and then it seems i run out before i get my refill, okay? anybody who can understand that is alright with me, the rest of you can form a line and bite when ready. check out my other blog if you'd like.

Music:

there's so much, no point in listing it all here....call me "eclectic".

Movies:

"spirited away", Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, various porn(i don't care what they say, it's very amusing--esp the NASTY stuff, hah)...Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Hostel, Dirty Pretty Things, Sling Blade, Fargo....

Television:

"cops", crime documentaries(seen em ALL though)....all the animal police shows, too....uh, hm--anything where the subject-matter involves people getting eaten by large predators, that sorta thing....documentaries generally.... i used to really like watching "the surgery channel" but then they had to go and take out all the Blood'n'Guts! what gives there!?

Books:

got shitloads of em....no really, i'll read just about anything, except fiction...no offense to the many fans of stephen king and danielle steele, but truth is stranger than fiction any day of the week....anyhow, all the best fiction can be found on the INTERNET these days!

Heroes:

those who suffer so that others may prosper

My Blog

Chance's Palace

finally, we pulled up at this place with a name like "harbor inne" or some shit.....the details are hazy in my mind, as my concentration was focussed elsewhere....i'm not sure if it was one of them "p...
Posted by monica on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

canned spam makes me sick

hey, guess what?  i went Postal on a spammer.....doubt it will do any good, but i'm so damn sick of these losers sending me links via email, i could not deal anymore.  oh, you wanna see?? ex...
Posted by monica on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

chance takes me to his spot

so there i was, forlornly lookin out the passenger-side window of this fancy automobile, feelin kinda resolute....oh well, guess crack can wait til tomorrow, eh? as we drove,  this dude said "gim...
Posted by monica on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:21:00 PST

monica goes to mattapan

so there i was in this dude's nice-ass car, having just finished both the pay and service elements of our agreed-upon transaction....but this dude didn't act quite right--generally dudes get real quie...
Posted by monica on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:02:00 PST

other batcaves i frequent

hellooo....guess what?! i've taken to ranting and raving on another website as well as this one.....course, this place is better it seems cause here people can actually find ya by browsing...unlike, e...
Posted by monica on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:44:00 PST

back to write the final chapter

ah yes so after several days of writerly absentee-ism, i've returned to close the deal.  here's my Lame Ass Pimpin story.  i hopped into this dude's car--front passenger seat.....door lock...
Posted by monica on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:04:00 PST

Chance the Pimp: "how we met"

one morning, after the sun had come up and most of the streetcorner crack dealers by the transportation building had gone home to catch some sleep(it was around 8, i think) i still had a pretty seriou...
Posted by monica on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:23:00 PST

chinatown

why hellooo silent readerses....i'm back once more.  hm....gettin past the duct-tape footnote of my last writing effort.... okay, come with me to the early-AM streetcorners of Gay Village and bo...
Posted by monica on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST

my tangent grows longer!

ah....where were we, when last i ran off at the keys here?  oh, right, i was gonna tell you why i, personally, think pimps suck...but first(and absolutely free of charge!)let me throw in a few of...
Posted by monica on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

(continued from below)

oooh my my i cannot believe y'all are willing to read my silly li'l true tales of "whoa"! My Convoluted Construct, indeed.....yes yessss my pretties..... uh, yeah, that's me parting the Magickal ...
Posted by monica on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:44:00 PST